#How many essential heroes are billionaires - or vice versa?

#What did Pockets Warhol see when he peeled meals slowly?

#Why can your worst night go on forever?

#Who ages naturally the best?

#Where would you fit in best on the food chain?

#When did you realize your beliefs command no inherent respect?

#What body hair are you shaving?

#Who was your favorite turbulent pontiff?

#Why do you get up so late?

#Who will be the first American-born Pope of Alexandria?

#Where is your country's most dangerous ductia?

#When did asserting your First Amendment rights make you are a terrorist?

#What politician are you dying for?

#How often do you confuse entertainment for news?

#Why did you not invite someone to your wedding?