#What are you burning on Walpurgis Night?

#When did you realize Brian Scudamore held a Byrna less-lethal launcher to his ear in commercials?

#Where do you finish?

#Who said there's never been any reason for heading east?

#When did you get tired of asking questions you already knew the answer to?

#How did Australians say hello to Ella Fitzgerald in the Awabakal language?

#Where do you drink the most per-fluoroalkyl substances?

#When will you surgically implant deodorant?

#What is your prescription medicine's jingle?

#How many essential heroes are billionaires - or vice versa?

#What did Pockets Warhol see when he peeled meals slowly?

#Why can your worst night go on forever?

#Who ages naturally the best?

#Where would you fit in best on the food chain?

#When did you realize your beliefs command no inherent respect?

#What body hair are you shaving?

#Who was your favorite turbulent pontiff?

#Why do you get up so late?

#Who will be the first American-born Pope of Alexandria?

#Where is your country's most dangerous ductia?

#When did asserting your First Amendment rights make you are a terrorist?

#What politician are you dying for?

#How often do you confuse entertainment for news?

#Why did you not invite someone to your wedding?

#How many CDs did you use as coasters?

#What's great that starts with an earthquake?

#When did you break the law of contagion

#What restroom would you like to use before you die?

#How much money do you dump into get-rich-quick scams?

#Why should books have Chapter 0?