#Where in your house are the most vases?

#When were you last on the listening end of a Stethoscope?

#What wonders could humanity achieve if hunger was eliminated?

#How many digits of pi do you need to go to find Jenny’s number?

#Why do you suddenly need no artificial colors or flavors?

#How shaky do you have to be told the power grid is before you believe it?

#Why does tickling the ivories require consent?

#How does it feel being a flawed human living among other flawed humans?

#Who wins the Best Deleted Tweet award this week?

#Where would you use the muscle end of a tootsie roll?

#When did you last call a male hysterical?

#What are you buying for $100 that you can spend $1000 to make yourself?

#How much cheerleading causes head injuries?

#Why are you coloring with crayons?

#How many people have you seen die on television?

#When did you notice many successful restaurants are theme-based these days?

#Why did Alby Carr play under an alias?

#Who has lyrics that you pay attention to?

#Where do you drink the most poly-fluoroalkyl substances?

#When was the last birth in Vatican City?

#What laws best punish the innocent?

#How much happiness are you buying?

#Why do you feel nothing is “illegal” anymore?

#Why do you feel like you're fixin' to dye rags?

#Where was the Chun King's castle?

#When did you last meet a switchboard operator?

#What should make this question go without asking?

#How many total days of your life will you be in snow?

#What colour drapes did you vote for?

#What army of lawyers are you voting for?

#How attractive must one be to be called smoldering?