Hey, hey, hey, hey! #What is going on here?

#Why were there only 51 fans of Nemausa?

#When did you last see a wino in an alcoholic beverage commercial?

#Why do only swallow gum (and not chew it)?

#Why do you want a nickname?

#Why are you easily impressed with gold leaf covered clutter?

#Why does a response have to be "slammed"?

#When do you eat jam without peanut butter?

#Why do you prefer uncrispy rice?

#Why would you jump back into the frying pan? #FireWeek

#When would you fire first, then worry about ready and aim later? #FireWeek

#When were in the line segment of fire? #FireWeek

#When did you remove irons from your fire? #FireWeek

#When would you fire on all oblique cylinders? #FireWeek

#When would you light a fire over someone? #FireWeek

#When were last all fired down? #FireWeek

#What was your father's best advice?

#Where do streets have no surname?

#Where were you when the world stopped turning?

#Where can dogs play poker?

#Where are the beaches In Tennesse?

#Where is the easy way in?

#Where do you wait for the kids to come out?

#Where would you walk with a zombie?

#How needlessly personal do you make your out-of-office emails?

#How do you offer one thousand sankyus in Japanese?

#How much boom does your box have left?

#How were you dispelled about the myth of recycling?

#How do you describe the "taste of September"?

#How does it feel to be winning a war you've already won?

#How much money do you dump into get-poor-slow scams?

#Why are you afraid to translate this into Spanish?

#Why would you shiver with antici...pation?

#Why would you always love something?

#Why are there only 51 areas?

#Why are you giving away your personal freedoms?

#Why did Pinterest pick #obovoid pins for me?

#When do we start freebasing Flavor Aid?

#When did the cows leave home?

#When do you get to ride in a hearse?

#When is it best to wind a clock?

#When was your favorite politician last big boy mad?

#When were you exsanguinated by private equity firms?

#When was the first train to Clarksville?

#Why not Georgia?

#Why are some faces beaming?

#When do you know when?

#Why do you sing in inappropriate places?

#Why do you know why?

#Why would not reading books be a point of pride?

#Why didn't you know when you were higher?

#Who can define mathcore?

#Who best speaks truth to power?

#Who is kicking the great chiefs of Europe?

#Who are you voting for this time that will make it harder for you to vote next time?

#Who can lick any sonofabitch in the house?

#Who is your favorite puppeteer?

#Who gets to lie without consequences?

#What was so august about Sextilis?

#What imaginary character gets you?

#What only happens during ratings month?

#What did it take to realize you were part of an interdependent society?

#What is not better in denim?

#What season was on the brink best?

#What night did they kill Joss Varran?

#When did you last used windshield wipers on a dry day?

#When was justice last perverted in a court of law?

#When did you last consider metrication?

#When will your train run out of gravy?

#When did you last refer to toilet in the sense of ablution?

#When did you realize the home scene's lame?

#When did you first eat real xacuti?

#What shall I where?

#What type of ball are you dropping?

#What in your life was denoted a foregone conclusion?

#What do fish dream of?

#What foods taste like a horse collar tackle?

#What is the rudest animal?

#What would you buy four of every time?

#How do people with double vision file in single line?

#How many animals would you kill to illustrate your wealth?

#How old do you have to be before you have any idea what was going on?

#How much hope would you abandon to enter a location?

#How quickly are people forgotten when someone said they'll never be forgotten?

#How is the rhythm liqueur gonna get you?

#How should one handle a fifth of july?

#What are you doing about life, liberty and the purfuit of happineff?

#What would you have to do to ensure another 250 years?

#What happened to the leftover American colonies?

#What kind of macaroni are you sticking in your cap?

#What restaurant would you like to eat in before you die?

#What would your cheat codes be to get you through your game of life?

#What would you buy two of every time?

#When did you last tune into your local classical radio station and try to guess the composer?

#When did you first give raisins for Christmas?

#When did you realize the Stone Age didn’t end because they ran out of stones?

#When will your boat run out of gravy?

#When did you first give raisins for Halloween?

#When did you last run the numbers?

#When did you last give an Ivy league handshake?

#Where is the best sarmale in Chișinău?

#Where do you clip out of reality?

#Where do you buy value detergent?

#Where was the first room to have room temperature?

#Where did you see clowns a decade ago?

#Where are you looking for a lost contact lens?

#Where do bad people do the most bad things?

#Who is your favorite fogey?

#Who has the best culture of insecurity?

#Who are the best political acolytes?

#Who has almost, but not quite, as much bounce as Curtis Counce?

#Who best imposes their misery on you?

#Who is scared to death of level playing fields?

#Who owned an outstanding outhouse?

#Why would you appease the public desire's for a scapegoat, regardless of the truth?

#Why is there diversity in religious broadcasting?

#Why did it take a hairy beast in a speedo to get you to buy cheese-flavored crackers?

#Why you don't stack instead of trying to be fly?

#Why do you no longer order ice?

#Why would you replace grass?

#Why didn't you know where the road would lead?

#When did you last meet a typesetter?

#What maze has a kernel of truth?

#How many number of embarrassing things are you trying to keep track of?

#Why can you not go out and climb the trees?

#Who obtains influence by noise and not sense?

#Where did Jim Threadgold go?

#When did you understand the difference between digit and number?

#What coin are you flipping to make a decision?

#How low was the high you had on your own supply?

#Why did you not invite someone to your divorce?

#Who doesn’t mind spending their money on apps that help you do things you can do for free?

#Where could you find a cow the size of a chicken?

#What sign do you hang on a "Temporarily Out of Service" sign to announce the sign is out of service?

#When did you miss manners?

#How many weary steps do you walk a day?

#Why did you say okie doki?

#Where does the bee suck?

#When did this space between ice ages begin?

#What would it take for Morgan Freeman to narrate this question?

#How is the federal government using your medical records?

#Who wants to be a farmer?

#Where else are you sticking Naväge?

#When were you last offended by someone smoking on television?

#Why hide the sun in shame?

#Who cares about your opinionation?

#Where are you coming from?

#When did you last throw a shoe at a cat in the night?

#What do you call a Rhode Island scholar?

#How obtuse are you to believe in the Bermuda Triangle?

#Why did your crops still die this season even after you sacrificed 3 goats?

#What are you burning on Walpurgis Night?

#When did you realize Brian Scudamore held a Byrna less-lethal launcher to his ear in commercials?

#Where do you finish?

#Who said there's never been any reason for heading east?

#When did you get tired of asking questions you already knew the answer to?

#How did Australians say hello to Ella Fitzgerald in the Awabakal language?

#Where do you drink the most per-fluoroalkyl substances?

#When will you surgically implant deodorant?

#What is your prescription medicine's jingle?

#How many essential heroes are billionaires - or vice versa?

#What did Pockets Warhol see when he peeled meals slowly?

#Why can your worst night go on forever?

#Who ages naturally the best?

#Where would you fit in best on the food chain?

#When did you realize your beliefs command no inherent respect?

#What body hair are you shaving?

#Who was your favorite turbulent pontiff?

#Why do you get up so late?

#Who will be the first American-born Pope of Alexandria?

#Where is your country's most dangerous ductia?

#When did asserting your First Amendment rights make you are a terrorist?

#What politician are you dying for?

#How often do you confuse entertainment for news?

#Why did you not invite someone to your wedding?

#How many CDs did you use as coasters?

#What's great that starts with an earthquake?

#When did you break the law of contagion

#What restroom would you like to use before you die?

#How much money do you dump into get-rich-quick scams?

#Why should books have Chapter 0?

#Where in your house are the most vases?

#When were you last on the listening end of a Stethoscope?

#What wonders could humanity achieve if hunger was eliminated?

#How many digits of pi do you need to go to find Jenny’s number?

#Why do you suddenly need no artificial colors or flavors?

#How shaky do you have to be told the power grid is before you believe it?

#Why does tickling the ivories require consent?

#How does it feel being a flawed human living among other flawed humans?

#Who wins the Best Deleted Tweet award this week?

#Where would you use the muscle end of a tootsie roll?

#When did you last call a male hysterical?

#What are you buying for $100 that you can spend $1000 to make yourself?

#How much cheerleading causes head injuries?

#Why are you coloring with crayons?

#How many people have you seen die on television?

#When did you notice many successful restaurants are theme-based these days?

#Why did Alby Carr play under an alias?

#Who has lyrics that you pay attention to?

#Where do you drink the most poly-fluoroalkyl substances?

#When was the last birth in Vatican City?

#What laws best punish the innocent?

#How much happiness are you buying?

#Why do you feel nothing is “illegal” anymore?

#Why do you feel like you're fixin' to dye rags?

#Where was the Chun King's castle?

#When did you last meet a switchboard operator?

#What should make this question go without asking?

#How many total days of your life will you be in snow?

#What colour drapes did you vote for?

#What army of lawyers are you voting for?

#How attractive must one be to be called smoldering?

#Where did you last hear a kazoo?

#When did you last meet a milkman?

#What director refers to themselves as a "big screen in a little theatre"?

#How Can You Be "Too Corrupt" To Be Senator But Not Be "Too Corrupt" To Be Attorney General?

#Why do you enjoy committing acts against your own self-interest?

#Who do you know with American hustle?

#When did you become anti-bullshit?

#How do you approve or disapprove of the way Gallup is forfeiting its job?

#How would George Gerbner feel about incapacitating an attacker from over 60 feet with a banana?

#Who loves the smell of napalm in mourning?

#Who else went missing in the last two weeks?

#Why does V have to be very, very extraordinary?

#Where is Bum Farto?

#Where is your country's most dangerous cidery?

#How many heart symbols do you use to symbolize "lives" in your game of life?

#How much subpar food are you paying extra for?

#What does it take to be a trailblazer?

#Why don't Brazilian girls stop?

#Who can really draw Winky?

#Where do you go to buy a name-brand #negi at a fraction of retail cost?

Che ne dite della cerimonia di apertura?

#When is the six-star-day? #DishwallaWeek

#Why are we who we are? #DishwallaWeek

#What is closest to somewhere in the middle? #DishwallaWeek

#How long is southeast Asia? #DishwallaWeek

#Where is Juniper Road? #DishwallaWeek

#What were Charlie Brown's parents' names? #DishwallaWeek

#Why do you think you know what life's about? #DishwallaWeek

#When did you last sleep on a water bed?

#What is your favorite television program to have on in the background while you fold laundry?

#How far should patrons have to walk after they park?

#Why did the cow leave home?

#Who is the big name Hollywood star set to star in the Voynich Manuscript adaptation?

#Where are there pieces of love that don't belong?

#When did it become the responsibility of constituents to remind elected officials of dignity?

#What is New Zealand's favorite type of climate?

#How many people are citizens of the countries they are threatening to move to?

#When did skiing first gain traction?

#Who stays in the deep-end of the dating pool?

#How many commercials are you streaming per day?

#Where do you find evidence Americans don’t understand "socialism"?

#When did you last trust the fungus?

#Who burnt the umber?

#Why do you verb a noun?

#How far does Minnesota nice go?

#What other hand gestures are "appropriate"?

#How valuable are old 1980s-era Big Apple pothole maps?

#Why would chase a rolling wheel of cheese?

#Why should heaven help the fool?

#Why do you offer unsolicited baby naming advice?

#Who still uses a waterbed?

#What did you not learn from your mistakes?

#Why aren't there more people celebrating cow homecoming?

#How many line segments make up the Line Islands?

#Where does torture smile?

#When did you realize the disinformation industry is determined to ensure nobody is well informed?

#What politician has the best bafflegab?

#How serious are you at pretending suffering has a cosmic purpose?

#Why would you rather celebrate New Year's Day on a Wednesday?