#When was the last time you served tea from a bucket?

#Who is dying of boils this week?

#What is the average height of the shorty doowop?

#What is the proportion of hands touching footballs and feet touching handballs?

#How is it that we know we can't ride a #unicycle when we've never done so at all?

#How unproductive is your #Monday going to be?

#How is it that we can ride a #bicycle when we haven’t done so in years?

#What lane are you staying in, per your profession?

#Who shaved the King of Hearts?

#When did your eggs begin floating in water?

#Who was hired to strengthen and optimize organizational effectiveness?

#When did you last store you #wallet in the #refrigerator?

#Where would be without #Illinois?

#When is it appropriate to influence #friends and win #people?

#When giving someone the #boot, do you often give the foot, too?