#When did you last sleep on a water bed?

#What is your favorite television program to have on in the background while you fold laundry?

#How far should patrons have to walk after they park?

#Why did the cow leave home?

#Who is the big name Hollywood star set to star in the Voynich Manuscript adaptation?

#Where are there pieces of love that don't belong?

#When did it become the responsibility of constituents to remind elected officials of dignity?

#What is New Zealand's favorite type of climate?

#How many people are citizens of the countries they are threatening to move to?

#When did skiing first gain traction?

#How many commercials are you streaming per day?

#When did you last trust the fungus?

#Who burnt the umber?

#Why do you verb a noun?

#How far does Minnesota nice go?

#What other hand gestures are "appropriate"?

#How valuable are old 1980s-era Big Apple pothole maps?

#Why would chase a rolling wheel of cheese?

#Why should heaven help the fool?

#Why do you offer unsolicited baby naming advice?

#Who still uses a waterbed?

#What did you not learn from your mistakes?

#Why aren't there more people celebrating cow homecoming?

#How many line segments make up the Line Islands?

#Where does torture smile?

#When did you realize the disinformation industry is determined to ensure nobody is well informed?

#What politician has the best bafflegab?

#How serious are you at pretending suffering has a cosmic purpose?

#Why would you rather celebrate New Year's Day on a Wednesday?