#Why are you coloring with crayons?

#How many people have you seen die on television?

#When did you notice many successful restaurants are theme-based these days?

#Why did Alby Carr play under an alias?

#Who has lyrics that you pay attention to?

#Where do you drink the most poly-fluoroalkyl substances?

#When was the last birth in Vatican City?

#What laws best punish the innocent?

#How much happiness are you buying?

#Why do you feel nothing is “illegal” anymore?

#Why do you feel like you're fixin' to dye rags?

#Where was the Chun King's castle?

#When did you last meet a switchboard operator?

#What should make this question go without asking?

#How many total days of your life will you be in snow?

#What colour drapes did you vote for?

#What army of lawyers are you voting for?

#How attractive must one be to be called smoldering?

#Where did you last hear a kazoo?

#When did you last meet a milkman?

#What director refers to themselves as a "big screen in a little theatre"?

#How Can You Be "Too Corrupt" To Be Senator But Not Be "Too Corrupt" To Be Attorney General?

#Why do you enjoy committing acts against your own self-interest?

#Who do you know with American hustle?

#When did you become anti-bullshit?

#How do you approve or disapprove of the way Gallup is forfeiting its job?

#How would George Gerbner feel about incapacitating an attacker from over 60 feet with a banana?

#Who loves the smell of napalm in mourning?

#Who else went missing in the last two weeks?

#Why does V have to be very, very extraordinary?

#Where is Bum Farto?

#Where is your country's most dangerous cidery?

#How many heart symbols do you use to symbolize "lives" in your game of life?

#How much subpar food are you paying extra for?

#What does it take to be a trailblazer?

#Why don't Brazilian girls stop?

#Who can really draw Winky?

#Where do you go to buy a name-brand #negi at a fraction of retail cost?

Che ne dite della cerimonia di apertura?

#When is the six-star-day? #DishwallaWeek

#Why are we who we are? #DishwallaWeek

#What is closest to somewhere in the middle? #DishwallaWeek

#How long is southeast Asia? #DishwallaWeek

#Where is Juniper Road? #DishwallaWeek

#What were Charlie Brown's parents' names? #DishwallaWeek

#Why do you think you know what life's about? #DishwallaWeek

#When did you last sleep on a water bed?

#What is your favorite television program to have on in the background while you fold laundry?

#How far should patrons have to walk after they park?

#Why did the cow leave home?

#Who is the big name Hollywood star set to star in the Voynich Manuscript adaptation?

#Where are there pieces of love that don't belong?

#When did it become the responsibility of constituents to remind elected officials of dignity?

#What is New Zealand's favorite type of climate?

#How many people are citizens of the countries they are threatening to move to?

#When did skiing first gain traction?

#How many commercials are you streaming per day?

#When did you last trust the fungus?

#Who burnt the umber?

#Why do you verb a noun?

#How far does Minnesota nice go?

#What other hand gestures are "appropriate"?

#How valuable are old 1980s-era Big Apple pothole maps?

#Why would chase a rolling wheel of cheese?

#Why should heaven help the fool?

#Why do you offer unsolicited baby naming advice?

#Who still uses a waterbed?

#What did you not learn from your mistakes?

#Why aren't there more people celebrating cow homecoming?

#How many line segments make up the Line Islands?

#Where does torture smile?

#When did you realize the disinformation industry is determined to ensure nobody is well informed?

#What politician has the best bafflegab?

#How serious are you at pretending suffering has a cosmic purpose?

#Why would you rather celebrate New Year's Day on a Wednesday?