#Why should you be ineligible to become an alumnus if you believe you are an alumni?

#When did you become passé to terrorist attacks?

#Who knows someone not living their life diegetically?

#When did you first meet "the name you trust"?

#Where is the scariest hole?

#When did you last keep CDs in your trunk?

#When did you become anti-bullshit?

#What are you sticking to non-stick pans?

#When did you first dip into petty cash?

#How many times do you have to be told something is "great" before realizing it likely wasn't?

#When did you last keep CDs in your boot?

#Why even have warning labels at this point?

#When did you watch someone "get into" reggae?

#Who the hell is responsible for saucy nugs?

#When did you realize you were more vulnerable to data privacy violations?

#Where is the most fakest fossil?

#When did members of the United States House of Representatives last generate revenue?

#What if current policy turns out to be your enemy?

#When did you last wish you had a larger radio?

#How would you feel spending eternity in the mosquito equivalent of heaven?

#When did you realize somebody has had the wrong idea for too long?

#Why would you wish to always walk backwards?

#When did you last wish you had a larger television?

#Who was the most recent atheist to be possessed by a demon?

#When did you realize somebody has the wrong idea?

#Where is trolling is vastly more important than governing?

#When did you give up understanding the world?

#What topic made it into an after school special?

#When did you give up listening about the world?

#How much positive spin will it take for you to believe pollution is great?

#When did you last clean a clock?

#Whyyawannabringmedown?

#When did you first eat real wasabi?

#Who doesn't laugh during rakugo?

#When starts the winter you turn unpretty?

#Where is the whitest room you've ever seen?

#When do you distinguish taking a shit from taking the shit?

#What 1990s song lyrics are best used to advertise flatulence?

#When did you last wish for a star to fall?

#How much do Americans not travel out of the country?

#When were you last part of a control group?

#Why are you waxing your nose?

#When did you last debate asbestos?

#Who is your favorite private sector employee exploited by a corporation?

#When does your area rural hospital building close and convert to an adult bookstore?

#Where is the silliest commemorative plaque in your city?

#When is it best to weaponize child support?

#What is your ethical obligation?

#When did you dongle a USB?

#How old is your phone number?

#When did you realize Gallant was the villain?

#How often are you hearing what someone is saying?

#When did you get tired of people citing "all the feels"?

#Why were you wondering why?

#When should disaster relief agencies turn a profit off hurricane victims?

#Who do you blame for your failures?

#When were the fools first fascinated?

#Where would you want to spontaneously break into song and dance?

#When did you last count pickles?

#What is the highest number of people ever thanked at the start of a press conference?

#When did you last Jim a door?