#How badly do you want to be famous?

#What are your top five favorite numbers?

#Whydoesnothingseemtolast?

#What are you doing with your extra body hair?

#Who wears Pepsi clothing on Coke Day?

#What is a rare condition this day and age?

#Where are the signs to Malibu's beaches?

#What did the Greeks not have a word for?

#When did you last visit an Indian reservation?

#What country has the most gods?

#How slim is 50 Virginia?

#What is your favorite punctuation mark?

#Why did you put a suit in the suitcase?

#What injury did you suffer from hair grooming?

#Who will adapt the Voynich MS for a film? Or - even worse - its shared cinematic universe?

#What are your favorite thixotropic foods?

#Where would you most like to dig a hole?

#What happened to walls with texture?

#When was the jig down?

#What can't possibly be a coincidence?

#How massively inflated are healthcare equipment costs in the U.S.?

#What ancient civilization had the most consorts?

#Who is the best Alowatsakima cosplayer?

#What is dumber than the #DopeFish?

#Who smelled the veld Tuesday?

#What would have been Old Yeller's adventures if he were not shot?

#Why not this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di?

#What is the most number of elephants you've seen in the room at one time?

#Where do you find beautiful Cuneiform?

#What do artists do all night?

#When did corporate crimes last have consequences?

#What offer could you not refuse?

#How do you think it feels? #How do you think it feels? #How do you think it feels right now?

#What would Jesus Jones do?

#Why would you want to go into business for yourself making magic cheese chips?

#What can touch your 409?

#Who wore a #NiceHat?

#What do you remember about your first elevator ride?

#Where is the most groundbreaking cemetery?

#What do you think a garden is for?

#When did aging become obsolete?

If everyone has an unique smell, #what is yours?

#How often do doctors not leave the room while you change?

#What is the collective noun for a collection of scrubbing bubbles?

#Why would you want to bother being an obstetrician in Texas?

#What color is the best gas light?

#Who is your favorite musician promoting #agritourism?

#What is in Excel row 1,048,576?

#Where is the worst country to vacation to right now?

#What is making world news tonight?

#When did you wear sandals in the snow?

#What is the copyright date of your religion?

#How often do you perform background checks only to find an insufferable prick?

#What crawls from the slime of a dark Scottish loch?

#Why do you spend time learning what kind of #absurdist you are?

#What can you personally do to waste existing fossil fuels?

#Who is your favorite pirate printer?

#What do you call a pint of paint

#Where can you find the most bulls?

#What was the aftermath of After M*A*S*H*?

#When did you last check your answering machine?

#What is the world's worst acronym?