#Who is circling Leicester Square?

#How large would spectacles for a colossal squid be?

#When did you discover your household's ecolect?

#How many days of buffering have you watched?

#Who best demonstrates strategic silence?

#How can piles of fast food go through transubstantiation?

#Where on earth is venus?

#How do you become a Vice-Vice-President?

#What country has the best cigarette economy?

#How proud are you of your hate?

#Who first diagnosed fiddles as being fit?

#How many times do you want your tonsils removed?

#Who wants wanton wontons?

#How many minor earthquakes occur every minute?

#Where is your country's most dangerous anchorite?

#How far would you fly to buy a book?

#When are you going to a commercial

#How badly do you want to be rich?

#Why do you need someone to show you the things in life that you can't find?

#How loud was the din of Thebes?

#Who is thinking about a solo project?

#How would you feel spending eternity in the sock equivalent of heaven?

#Where do you find the combustion of cement?

#How often is today's soup of the day really yesterday's soup of the day, now with rice?

#When did the term "funny pages" start referring to other sections of the newspaper?

#How square do people have to be to circle back?

#What would it say if urine could talk?

#How many animals would you purchase to illustrate your wealth?

#Why did you not look the other way?

#How many miles do you travel to hear the same person say the same thing?

#Who brushes an elephant's incisors?

#How dumb is this question?

#Where does it begin for 2 cellos and guitar?

#How many eyes does your Daruma doll display?

#When did you last drink cow-warm milk?

#How are you a security risk?

#Why were you surprised when nowisnotthetimeism appeared after the latest tragedy?

#How many more celebrities will take to hawking game apps?

#Why would you wish to always talk backwards?

#How personally offended are you at minor national news?

#When did you last use a telecommunications relay service GA?

#How indebted are you to Omar Knedlik today?

#Where did you find the most silence today?

#How do you find silence?

#Who is the reigning epithalamist at local weddings?

#How often do you use Amazon's "Found My Package" feature?

#Where are you connected orthogonally?

#How often do you find bird droppings on your person but no nearby birds?

#When will someone write the Bananarama parody about "Cree Summer"?

#How loud are grunts during a tennis match?

#Who shares your narcissistic thinking?

#How many elderly people miss jumping?

#Why is the Internet not fun anymore?

#How do you differentiate grifting from money laundering?

#Who has a fundamental awareness of a noob job?

#How long would it take you to spend one hundred dollars?

#When did you last await asbestos?

#How happy are the Bhutanese?

#Where can you freeze peach?

#How often do you pull over for a picture with a Sinclair dinosaur?

#What is your age displayed in Roman Numerals?

#hOW DO YOU GET CAPITALZATON WRONG?