#Who is this century's best known ostracist?

#Why do you travel on June 30?

#What household appliances should get married?

#Why is a month a month?

#When did you lack knowledge that you take for granted today?

#How many joules per second did Icehouse dissipate with electric blue?

#Why wait until dark?

#Who is your favorite bookshelf caretaker?

#Why do you smoke banana peels?

#How pavonine is NBC?

#Why would you rather be outside right now?

#Where can you buy self-esteem?

#Why do they not want to see the team ball?

#What celebrity owes you an explanation?

#Why is science insusceptible?

#When did you last right a Czech?

#Why would you steal a stole?

#When did you last write a check?

#Why is right now a good time to re-repent?

#How quickly do you want to forget how quickly you produce pus?

#Why is the best death technology used on children?

#When did you first think about getting a bigger boat?

#Why do you believe guillotines need a bit of a dusting off?

#How quickly do you produce pus?

#Why do you like the Sprite in you?

#Who do you know refers to themselves as a chairlift commando?

#Why can't you find a spotting park?

#Where did you find the panda?

#Why can't you find a parking spot?

#wHEN DID YOU CAPITLIZE THE WRONG LETTERS?

#Why are things never serious until it actually happens to you personally?

#What is the best time to be alive?

#Why do you treat driving like it's a casual thing?

#Who was the best villain created by an authoritarian?

#Why walk with Wiccademus?

#Where do you find the most stray shopping carts?

#Why all the bombast from the caravan?

#When did you see a yonder camel almost in the shape of a cloud?

#Why is the inheritance of lopsidedness so lopsided?

#What is it going to take to make you pay attention to news about politics during the next four years?

#Why does there have to be supernatural entity to make you do good?

#How amusing is it when an oppressor bemoans getting the tiniest taste of their own medicine?

#Why should consumers pay more for loans on their credit?

#Who brought the mayonnaise, boss?

#Why do people drink Fairlife milk slowly in their commercials?

#Where are you zoned?

#Why did #Pinterest pick #Nanja pins for me?

#When did you last remember driving is somewhat akin to operating heavy machinery?

#Why the hell aren't you bundling?

#What is your bottom line?

#Why is there is no cure?

#How successful are you at killing houseplants?

#Why does 'right now' keep happening?

#Who best regressed intellectually?

#Why stay on the plateau when you think you can leap?

#Where are they jamming in the streets?

#Why do friends uplift you by knocking other people down?

#When did you last watch a 60-minute edition of 60 Minutes?

#Why would you buy a $20 dustpan only to get a free broom?

#How will you be remembered fifty years later after falling down?

#Why would you vote for a box of rocks?