#Who will be the courageous person and write the Wikipedia entry on the band Spacehog's 2013 album, "As It Is on Earth"?

#When were you ever in television?

#Why does no one want to grow up to be competent?

#When were you ever on a movie?

#Why should the platypus be the new Easter mascot?

#When did you become frightened of responsibility?

#How easily do you confuse fear verses risk?

#When did you last use the lower urinal?

#What song do you think has too many words?

#When did you last smoke a bum?

#Where can you find anthropomorphic dice?

#When will Earth Day souvenirs be available for those mining and spending bitcoins?

#Who has a fear of missing in?

#When did you realize memes are not serious political debate?

#Why did Little League become big?

#When did you realize nobody has an incentive to interrogate the evidence?

#Who wants to be a courtroom recording artist?

#When did you first see yourself represented in cinema?

#Where do you turn other heads? #HeadTurnerWeek!

#When will the president sniff glue for his health?

#Who has someone turn their head for them? #HeadTurnerWeek!

#When do you start re-education?

#Why do you argue you cannot turn your head up or down?#HeadTurnerWeek!

#When did you become apathetic to, you know, whatever?

#How far can you turn your head in any one direction? #HeadTurnerWeek!

#When are death sentences not automatically appealed

#What direction do you turn heads? #HeadTurnerWeek!

#When did a flat Dutch turnip begin its career?

#Where will your head turn up next? #HeadTurnerWeek!

#When did you last meet an elevator operator?

#What are your rules for suffering through an unpleasantly bitter orange?

#When did you last turn heads? #HeadTurnerWeek!

#What is the most used puck in the world - after hockey's?

#When did you last ablate asbestos?

#How many total days of your life will you be on an island?

#When did you last pretend to care about someone else's GRE score?

#Why do you believe that in your lifetime we will find conclusive evidence of intelligent life beyond Earth?

#When did guilt last turn you inside out?

#Who is your favorite Thought Leader?

#When do most crimes occur on the Hudson University campus?

#Where do you keep your cult trading card collection?

#When did you give up reading about the world?

#What is the opposite of a brain freeze?

#When do you discover the learner is responsible for actually retaining a concept?

#How many Pontius Pilates are there in the world today?

#When did you last sign your signature with your eyes closed?

#What is the fastest you've come up with religious exemption?

#When will civilization advance to allow prayer to a capital T?

#How many different products featured the song "What I Like About You" by the group The Romantics in their commercials?

#When did you first rock the smooth glide?

#Why do people eat multivitamins so slowly in television commercials?

#When did you last consider seven generations from now in your decision?

#Who claims sea-monkeys as their children?

#When did you have to give solo dap?

#Where is the best place to find reusable bulletproof vests?

#When will prosecutors begin seeking a birth penalty?

#What is the viscosity of extra heavy duty mayonnaise?

#When did the Tomorrow People become the Yesterday People?

#How many words per minute does the average person speak?

#When did you become a security risk?

#How many stamps with the name "United Kingdom" are in your collection?

#When is your head -not- over your heels?