#How do companies botch false outrage?

#What time of day do you imagine doing exercises the most?

#Why won't someone think of the ping-pong balls?

#What year was your favorite word added to the dictionary?

#Who do you know has some miyabi kan'aoi to share?

#What is the oldest word you use?

#Where is the smallest stadium?

#Whatcha doin' at the courthouse?

#When did you realize this is all there is?

#What words do your initials spell?

#When was Funkadelic first acknowledged in Parliament?

#What laws are best when outsourcing their enforcement to highly prejudiced citizens?

#How many illiterate people will you encounter in your life?

#What number placement in #pi is your Driver's License number?

#Why don't you hear more about Born Again Hindus?

#What determines a woman’s worth?

#Who counts patrician contritions?

#What fried chicken sandwich will you die for?

#Where are you sticking Serious Putty?

#What song do you think has too many notes?

#When do you smell fresh bread without seeing fresh bread?

#What do you do without a bathtub in a bathroom?

#How often do you wink to people you're talking to on the phone?

#What lesser change do you wish you could enter an plea for?

#When did you last dream about tomorrow?

#What were people believing before a bible?

#Why do health risks suddenly become important during sweeps week?

#What are most convenience stores open to?

#Who are the most expendable Texas residents?

#What is your ad budget?

#Where can you play cricket in Times Square?

#What gender are your bell peppers?

#When did your conscious effort to collect physical media begin?

#What is designed to be dangerous?

#How long did it take management to realize institutional knowledge might be worth something?

#What Shakespeare play do you think of when you see lettuce?

#Why does the Microsoft Authenticator daily ask me to click a box to not be reminded about clicking the box for another 14 days?

#What random thing did you accidently discover your microwave did whilst cleaning the button panel?

Also, #why did you rub your chain with crumbs?

#What are you finding on hollowed ground?

#When did you last rub your chain with crumbs?

#What lengths do you go to show off your insecurity?

#When will get around to answer three thousand truly useless questions?

#What is the official fan refreshment of the Truly Useless Group?

#How soon until Diana Moon Glampers is confirmed as Secretary of the Memory Hole?

#What ecclesiastical title was used before Prior?

#Why should one be able to buy a car direct from the manufacturer without interacting with a dealer?

#What do you call one measle?

#Who best represents a waiver of inadmissibility?

#What does the Cologuard box mascot smell like?

#Where is the largest miniature manuscript?

#What time are we meeting at Andrea's?

#When will Netflix run out of serial killers?

#What cereal is magically atrocious?

#How do you sew deer to my hart?

#What contents settle best during packaging?