#Why do radical right lunatics get a pass?

#How often do you gesture with your feet?

#What do you display on your bookshelves other than -- you know - books?

#How do you respond when your enemies are simultaneously too strong and too weak?

#Why is nothing invincible?

#How many cryptids are buried in North Korea?

#Where is your favorite spot to fish in the Gulf of Central America?

#How many haircuts does a barber give to pay back the cost of the chair?

#When did you discover mustard was a spice ingredients in some ketchups?

#How gullible are you in clicking random QR codes?

#What does God need with a Faith Night at the ballpark?

#How poor are megachurch mice?

#Who is best described as uncool under pressure?

#How many “close doors” buttons on elevators are not connected to the control panel?

#When did you try to dry your phone in the microwave?

#How long will it take for you to disappear into eternal anonymity?

#What is your best dead cat strategy?

#How do you overcome overexposure?

#When did you realize Goofus was the hero?

#How many relics have a sixth finger?

#Where are all the pro artists that are the opposite of con artists?

#How does the charitable organization, Georgia Youth, abbreviate itself?

#Who came in last at this year's Marmalade Awards?

#How many #S's appear on an average Wikipedia page?

#Why do you let missionaries get all up in your business?

#How tall is your favorite jazz musician?

#Who makes the rules for a game they refuse to play?

#How many bank robberies occurred yesterday?

#Who can trapezoid?

#How quickly could lightning travel around the earth in one second?

#Why should food include a "best after" date on packaging?

#How many nuts are in the Bible?

#What happened when someone told you that you were mispronouncing your own name?

#How much money would accept to sing and dance about medicines on television?

#When did you grow tired of hearing how "not all heroes wear capes"?

#How soon will mad hatters appear once mercury regulations roll back?

#Why are you okay with news giving you no context?

#How long on your roof did your frisbee remain?

#Where on the doll did DEI touch you?

#How many Dukes of York have secrets in the tower?

#Who consults the FDA food labels before eating the rich?

#How many food deserts are located near military bases?

#Where have you ever found one Jenkin?

#How many bitches were on Noah's ark?

#When did skillet become a unit of measurement?

#How goes that ivermectin ingestion?

#What rights are you standing up for that you don't really have?

#How big is the kite that can lift a human?

#Where do you bask in reflected glory?

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#Where is the murder vs. assassination line of demarcation?

#How often do you encounter "the team you trust"?

#When did you begin to dislike the "the customer is always right" mentality?

#How well did asphalt cushion your fall on the playground?

#Who do you know with huge tracts of land?

#How does anyone make meaningful contact with The General insurance mascot?

#Why are you shocked at (yawn) hypocrisy?

#How hereditary are your ingrown toenails

#When did your doctor's scheduling software start limiting appointments to less than a year?

#How long does it take you to walk one step?

#Why would you start two-a-days in January?

#How can the Truly Useless Group earn compensation for our name, image, and likeness?