#Where would you rather be on New Year's Eve?

#Why are you already breaking resolutions?

#When did you last take a right good-will draught?

#Why would you sell your home if you discovered it was built by a racist?

#Where are you buying unsold Christmas cakes?

#Why do you believe foreign entities are to blame for domestic troubles?

#What would you really do with four calling birds?

#Why do you believe that anyone ever on television is a "star"?

#What is the tell-tale sign of an old Circuit City building?

#Why is your Christingle a lemon?

#What does the Freeform network air on the 6 leftover days in December after Christmas?

#Why was your fruitcake stollen?

#What are you adding vent to?

#Why are some Christmas celebrations so frumenty?

#Who was the fourteenth Yule Lad?

#Why do you perceive an inherent value in purchasing combination meals?

#When will 5th graders get homework about film directors?

#Why are 5th graders being given homework about a podcaster?

#What manner o' thing is your alligator?

#Why do you take health advice from commercials featuring cartoon animals?

#How do you feel about summer starting today?

#Why does everyone need full body deodorant now? #Why not just half body deodorant?

#Who had your phone number before you?

#Why did you shave wearing a backwards baseball cap?

#Where is tipping actively discouraged?

#Why do you watch mindless content disguised as news?

#When did you last congratulate a woman on her doctoral degree?

#Why are there milk carton pictures on the 404 page?

#What are you boning up on?

#Why are the suits the happiest?

#Why do you do what you do so lowkenuinely?

#How far could you throw a blender?

#Why do you do what you do so kyriocentrically?

#Where can you lay down your memory?

#Why do you do what you do so juxtacellularly?

#Who benefits from cutting pollution standards?

#Why do you do what you do so indemonstrably?

#When did you last plicate asbestos?

#Why do you do what you do so hypaxially?

#What scent of lotion are you placing in the basket?

#Why do you do what you do so globosely?

#When did you last shave wearing a backwards baseball cap?

#What three things can you never eat for breakfast?

#Why do you do what you do so faustianly?

#Who do you know suffering from pathological blandiosity?

#Why do you do what you do so effulgently?

#Where do you go for a travel?

#Why do you do what you do so duoethnographically?

#What type of tree are you cutting down?

#Why do you do what you do so coinstantaneously?

#How much pudding did you get from a salad bar?

#Why do you do what you do so benignantly?

#Who has the best dark money?

#Why do you do what you do so alkalimetrically?

#Where is inaudible ethanol heard?

#Why do you do what you do so zetetically?

#When did compliance become more important than proficiency?

#Why do you do what you do so yawningly?

#What is the longest amount of time any one person has been It during tag?

#Why do you do what you do so xeromammographically?

#How long will it take for your life to get better once the new sports stadium is built?

#Why do you do what you do so woegeously?

#How is cow-and-calf production in Oklahoma?

#Who do you know who is always pulling up their socks?

#When did you consider cutting safety regulations might have an effect on you or others?

#Who lives in rerun perpetuity?

#What conspiracy theory made you feel intelligent?

#Who benefits from cutting safety regulations?

#How many trypto fans are there in Türkiye?

#Who do you know who tried to deep-fry a frozen turkey?

#When did you last meet a lamplighter?

#Who will zot the zotters?

#Why do you have difficulty with concepts like future consequences?

#Who will yank the yankers?

#How many bigwigs have little toupees?

#Who will xerify the xerifiers?

#Where can you buy a penny black?

#Who will watch the watchers?

#When do the gales of November come late?

#Who will vent the venters?

#Why do you believe that things will be faster in the future when nothing is fast now?

#Who will usher the ushers?

#When did you get on your duff in the first place?

#Who will take the takers?

#Where do you smell sotolon?

#Who will seek the seekers?

#What are your pheromones doing this evening?

#Who will rock the rockers?

#How much would you pay for some old French jewels I found last week?

#Who will quiddle the quiddlers?

Really now, #how hungry was the wolf?

#Who will push the pushers?

#Why do you go through a red light district?

#Who will oggle the ogglers?

#Where are you sticking Silly Putty?

#Who will numb the numbers?

#When did you last touch DNA?

#Who will move the movers?

#What words are you adding radical as an adjective to?

#Who will love the lovers?

#How many men have a backstory to their mustache?

#Who will keep the keepers?

#Why do you reject the evidence of your eyes?

#Who will jump the jumpers?

#Where do you shake the most hands?

#Who will irk the irkers?

#When did someone dare you to live in the ghetto?

#Who will hug the huggers?

#What was the first telephone number?

#Who will give the givers?

#How are you celebrating National Desiccant Day?

#Who will feel the feelers?

#Why do you reject the evidence of your ears?

#Who will elimate the elimaters?

#Where are you not applying mehendi?

#Who will dounce the douncers?

#When do you best verb a noun?

#Who will call the callers?

#What is the distance between the New York Finger Lakes and Cocklakes, Cumbria, England?

#Who will bind the binders?

#How many telephone calls from a local news organization does it take to suddenly make everything right?

#Who will advise the advisors?

#Who is your favorite cult leader?

#Where are you spending the most money for Halloween?

#When did you last send someone Halloween cards?

#Where are you not trick-or-treating?

#What painting contains the most mummy brown?

#Where did groupies kill the blues?

#How thin-skinned in your atmosphere?

#Where do you lug cherries?

#Why would you let a rolling wheel of cheese chase you?

#Where acyrology you study do?

#Who is your local shadetree mechanic?

#Where are you halfway to?

#When did you last scribble a manifesto inside a pizza box?

#Where would you like to have been hatched?

#What spokesperson literally makes you not want to buy their product?

#Where would you like to slip on a banana peel?

#How are you self-modifying corn starch?

#Where are the most corbeled corners?

#Why are you going to Casablanca with Luigi?

#Where can you find a map of Goídelc?

#Who did you vote for to protect the military budget from the scourge of peace?

#Where in Japan are you over 100 miles away from the sea?

#When have you ever added two phone numbers together?

#Where did you sleep second night?

#What song was sung when them wild-eyed boys left town?

#Where do you intend to verb?

To-whit, to-#who?

#Where is the riskiest spreadsheet?

#When did you last participate in team coverage?

#Where is the largest pyramid?

#What is your age displayed in Roman Numerals?

#Where do the crawdads hum?

#How many times must the Mack be asked to return?

#Where are the most violent marbs?

#Why is it cake?

#Where is your pareidolia for today?

#Who must be going right now?

#Where do you fetch your pie?

#When did you last set an analog clock?

#Where did you sleep first night?

#What are you trapping inside?

#Where are the worst pirates?

#How many babies can you find in a woman's placenta?

#Where do you find the best holiday foolery?

#Why do you feel as empty as a drum?

#Where are you doing less scrubbing?

#Who touches their keyboard more than their spouse?

#Where are the most buried chicken bones?

#When did you last play in an arcade?

#Where does one find silken shadowy girls?

#What movie doesn't move?

#Where did you pull off your first shenanigan?

#How many miles of canals are in your teeth?

#Where do you chomp the most bits?

#Why should this question go without asking?

#Where is the 10-hour version?

#Who do you know has mastered the art of believing what’s best for themself?

#Where did the cows go after leaving home?

#When did you last listen to AM radio?

#Where have you found a thimble?

#What is your restaurant’s kachasu policy?

#Where is your country's most dangerous bog?

#Why should you be ineligible to become an alumnus if you believe you are an alumni?

#When did you become passé to terrorist attacks?

#Who knows someone not living their life diegetically?

#When did you first meet "the name you trust"?

#Where is the scariest hole?

#When did you last keep CDs in your trunk?

#What are you sticking to non-stick pans?

#When did you first dip into petty cash?

#How many times do you have to be told something is "great" before realizing it likely wasn't?

#When did you last keep CDs in your boot?

#Why even have warning labels at this point?

#When did you watch someone "get into" reggae?

#Who the hell is responsible for saucy nugs?

#When did you realize you were more vulnerable to data privacy violations?

#Where is the most fakest fossil?

#When did members of the United States House of Representatives last generate revenue?

#What if current policy turns out to be your enemy?

#When did you last wish you had a larger radio?

#How would you feel spending eternity in the mosquito equivalent of heaven?

#When did you realize somebody has had the wrong idea for too long?

#Why would you wish to always walk backwards?

#When did you last wish you had a larger television?

#Who was the most recent atheist to be possessed by a demon?

#When did you realize somebody has the wrong idea?

#Where is trolling is vastly more important than governing?

#When did you give up understanding the world?

#What topic made it into an after school special?

#When did you give up listening about the world?

#How much positive spin will it take for you to believe pollution is great?

#When did you last clean a clock?

#Whyyawannabringmedown?

#When did you first eat real wasabi?

#Who doesn't laugh during rakugo?

#When starts the winter you turn unpretty?

#Where is the whitest room you've ever seen?

#When do you distinguish taking a shit from taking the shit?

#What 1990s song lyrics are best used to advertise flatulence?

#When did you last wish for a star to fall?

#How much do Americans not travel out of the country?

#When were you last part of a control group?

#Why are you waxing your nose?

#When did you last debate asbestos?

#Who is your favorite private sector employee exploited by a corporation?

#When does your area rural hospital building close and convert to an adult bookstore?

#Where is the silliest commemorative plaque in your city?

#When is it best to weaponize child support?

#What is your ethical obligation?

#When did you dongle a USB?

#How old is your phone number?

#When did you realize Gallant was the villain?

#How often are you hearing what someone is saying?

#When did you get tired of people citing "all the feels"?

#Why were you wondering why?

#When should disaster relief agencies turn a profit off hurricane victims?

#Who do you blame for your failures?

#When were the fools first fascinated?

#Where would you want to spontaneously break into song and dance?

#When did you last count pickles?

#What is the highest number of people ever thanked at the start of a press conference?

#When did you last Jim a door?

#How badly do you want to be famous?

#What are your top five favorite numbers?

#Whydoesnothingseemtolast?

#What are you doing with your extra body hair?

#Who wears Pepsi clothing on Coke Day?

#What is a rare condition this day and age?

#Where are the signs to Malibu's beaches?

#What did the Greeks not have a word for?

#When did you last visit an Indian reservation?

#What country has the most gods?

#How slim is 50 Virginia?

#What is your favorite punctuation mark?

#Why did you put a suit in the suitcase?

#What injury did you suffer from hair grooming?

#Who will adapt the Voynich MS for a film? Or - even worse - its shared cinematic universe?

#What are your favorite thixotropic foods?

#Where would you most like to dig a hole?

#What happened to walls with texture?

#When was the jig down?

#What can't possibly be a coincidence?

#How massively inflated are healthcare equipment costs in the U.S.?

#What ancient civilization had the most consorts?

#Who is the best Alowatsakima cosplayer?

#What is dumber than the #DopeFish?

#Who smelled the veld Tuesday?

#What would have been Old Yeller's adventures if he were not shot?

#Why not this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di?

#What is the most number of elephants you've seen in the room at one time?

#Where do you find beautiful Cuneiform?

#What do artists do all night?

#When did corporate crimes last have consequences?

#What offer could you not refuse?

#How do you think it feels? #How do you think it feels? #How do you think it feels right now?

#What would Jesus Jones do?

#Why would you want to go into business for yourself making magic cheese chips?

#What can touch your 409?

#Who wore a #NiceHat?

#What do you remember about your first elevator ride?

#Where is the most groundbreaking cemetery?

#What do you think a garden is for?

#When did aging become obsolete?

If everyone has an unique smell, #what is yours?

#How often do doctors not leave the room while you change?

#What is the collective noun for a collection of scrubbing bubbles?

#Why would you want to bother being an obstetrician in Texas?

#What color is the best gas light?

#Who is your favorite musician promoting #agritourism?

#What is in Excel row 1,048,576?

#Where is the worst country to vacation to right now?

#What is making world news tonight?

#When did you wear sandals in the snow?

#What is the copyright date of your religion?

#How often do you perform background checks only to find an insufferable prick?

#What crawls from the slime of a dark Scottish loch?

#Why do you spend time learning what kind of #absurdist you are?

#What can you personally do to waste existing fossil fuels?

#Who is your favorite pirate printer?

#What do you call a pint of paint

#Where can you find the most bulls?

#What was the aftermath of After M*A*S*H*?

#When did you last check your answering machine?

#What is the world's worst acronym?

#Who is circling Leicester Square?

#How large would spectacles for a colossal squid be?

#When did you discover your household's ecolect?

#How many days of buffering have you watched?

#Who best demonstrates strategic silence?

#How can piles of fast food go through transubstantiation?

#Where on earth is venus?

#How do you become a Vice-Vice-President?

#What country has the best cigarette economy?

#How proud are you of your hate?

#Who first diagnosed fiddles as being fit?

#How many times do you want your tonsils removed?

#Who wants wanton wontons?

#How many minor earthquakes occur every minute?

#Where is your country's most dangerous anchorite?

#How far would you fly to buy a book?

#When are you going to a commercial

#How badly do you want to be rich?

#Why do you need someone to show you the things in life that you can't find?

#How loud was the din of Thebes?

#Who is thinking about a solo project?

#How would you feel spending eternity in the sock equivalent of heaven?

#Where do you find the combustion of cement?

#How often is today's soup of the day really yesterday's soup of the day, now with rice?

#When did the term "funny pages" start referring to other sections of the newspaper?

#How square do people have to be to circle back?

#What would it say if urine could talk?

#How many animals would you purchase to illustrate your wealth?

#Why did you not look the other way?

#How many miles do you travel to hear the same person say the same thing?

#Who brushes an elephant's incisors?

#How dumb is this question?

#Where does it begin for 2 cellos and guitar?

#How many eyes does your Daruma doll display?

#When did you last drink cow-warm milk?

#How are you a security risk?

#Why were you surprised when nowisnotthetimeism appeared after the latest tragedy?

#How many more celebrities will take to hawking game apps?

#Why would you wish to always talk backwards?

#How personally offended are you at minor national news?

#When did you last use a telecommunications relay service GA?

#How indebted are you to Omar Knedlik today?

#Where did you find the most silence today?

#How do you find silence?

#Who is the reigning epithalamist at local weddings?

#How often do you use Amazon's "Found My Package" feature?

#Where are you connected orthogonally?

#How often do you find bird droppings on your person but no nearby birds?

#When will someone write the Bananarama parody about "Cree Summer"?

#How loud are grunts during a tennis match?

#Who shares your narcissistic thinking?

#How many elderly people miss jumping?

#Why is the Internet not fun anymore?

#How do you differentiate grifting from money laundering?

#Who has a fundamental awareness of a noob job?

#How long would it take you to spend one hundred dollars?

#When did you last await asbestos?

#How happy are the Bhutanese?

#Where can you freeze peach?

#How often do you pull over for a picture with a Sinclair dinosaur?

#What is your age displayed in Roman Numerals?

#hOW DO YOU GET CAPITALZATON WRONG?

#Who is this century's best known ostracist?

#Why do you travel on June 30?

#What household appliances should get married?

#Why is a month a month?

#How many joules per second did Icehouse dissipate with electric blue?

#Why wait until dark?

#Who is your favorite bookshelf caretaker?

#Why do you smoke banana peels?

#How pavonine is NBC?

#Why would you rather be outside right now?

#Where can you buy self-esteem?

#Why do they not want to see the team ball?

#What celebrity owes you an explanation?

#Why is science insusceptible?

#When did you last right a Czech?

#Why would you steal a stole?

#When did you last write a check?

#Why is right now a good time to re-repent?

#How quickly do you want to forget how quickly you produce pus?

#Why is the best death technology used on children?

#When did you first think about getting a bigger boat?

#Why do you believe guillotines need a bit of a dusting off?

#How quickly do you produce pus?

#Why do you like the Sprite in you?

#Who do you know refers to themselves as a chairlift commando?

#Why can't you find a spotting park?

#Where did you find the panda?

#Why can't you find a parking spot?

#wHEN DID YOU CAPITLIZE THE WRONG LETTERS?

#Why are things never serious until it actually happens to you personally?

#What is the best time to be alive?

#Why do you treat driving like it's a casual thing?

#Who was the best villain created by an authoritarian?

#Why walk with Wiccademus?

#Where do you find the most stray shopping carts?

#Why all the bombast from the caravan?

#When did you see a yonder camel almost in the shape of a cloud?

#Why is the inheritance of lopsidedness so lopsided?

#What is it going to take to make you pay attention to news about politics during the next four years?

#Why does there have to be supernatural entity to make you do good?

#How amusing is it when an oppressor bemoans getting the tiniest taste of their own medicine?

#Why should consumers pay more for loans on their credit?

#Who brought the mayonnaise, boss?

#Why do people drink Fairlife milk slowly in their commercials?

#Where are you zoned?

#Why did #Pinterest pick #Nanja pins for me?

#When did you last remember driving is somewhat akin to operating heavy machinery?

#Why the hell aren't you bundling?

#What is your bottom line?

#Why is there is no cure?

#How successful are you at killing houseplants?

#Why does 'right now' keep happening?

#Who best regressed intellectually?

#Why stay on the plateau when you think you can leap?

#Where are they jamming in the streets?

#Why do friends uplift you by knocking other people down?

#When did you last watch a 60-minute edition of 60 Minutes?

#Why would you buy a $20 dustpan only to get a free broom?

#How will you be remembered fifty years later after falling down?

#Why would you vote for a box of rocks?

#Where have all the ferryfakers gone?

#Who has no remaining commercial potential?

#Why should cities be circles?

#Who is a bitch, a lover, a child, a mother?

#Where is the best all-sorts saloon?

#Who sounded childish bragging about flooding the zone with shit?

#When were you sticky about nature?

#Who is your favorite history bluff?

#How many odd numbers appeared in Ernest Wright's "Gadsby"?

#Who is your favorite history buff?

#How does anyone "lawyer hard"?

#Who shills canned beans the best?

#Why are you not supplying your own narrative?

#Who first collected the midnight oil in advance of its eventual ignition?

#Where do iron crosses glow?

#Who best exudes fake outrage for political gain?

#When did logic become so inflexible?

#Who do you know is gullible enough to believe it?

#What is the biggest thing you've inserted into your nose?

#Who fires kiln techs?

#How soon until you offer pre-thoughts and pre-prayers?

#Who first bit a bullet?

#Why can keyboards not spell out Control?

#Who again seeks the bubble reputation?

#Where is it best to catch the A train?

#Who will raise a glass to blastophthoria?

#When did you last touch a theremin?

#Who is your county's lead backhoe driver?

#What ideology are you putting all your money behind?

#Who uses Wordle scores as cross-stitch patterns?

#How many hours of buffering have you watched?

#Who is the best historical example of "no one listened to them but they were right"?

#Why not #galactico?

#Who was described as being the dirt pile under the pile of horse dung?

#Where do you go to buy a name-brand #kochkarite at a fraction of retail cost?

#Who designed the side-loading hot dog bun?

#When do athletes start kneeling again?

#Who has the best cognitive dissonance?

#What is the best component of a checkup?

#Who was the last person to work as a lector?

#Why do you place a clock by your bed if you always ignore it

#Who do you know acts only with all the facts in hand?

#How does one rid oneself with oldemonia?

#Who will rewrite every book?

#Where have you seen a million faces?

#Who best acts hateful to those who love and live differently?

#When did you begin rolling around on dry ground to make dust to attract the opposite sex?

#Who believes they are found with their Boswell?

#What restaurant hack do you perform to prove your gluttony?

#Who is near a cold dark place near a body of water?

#How much money would accept to sing and dance about telephone carriers on television?

#Who chooses what direction to point the television camera?

#Why do you feel strongly about defunding cancer research?

¿Quién celebra menos el cinco de mayo?

#Where were you today at 11:38 a.m.?

#Who owned the hat first dropped to show something occurred without any hesitation?

#When did you last do anything with a camcorder?

#Who in Black history are you remembering today?

#What If college got cheaper and no one noticed?

#Who sends a calendar invite for a non-event?

#How long did it take you to learn that when you play stupid games, you often win stupid prizes?

#Who May Queen?

#Why do you celebrate brackish things?

#Where is your best injection site?

#When did you discover all life was just a great scramble for advantage?

#Where do Buffalo buffalo roam?

#Who do you seduce by flattery?

#Where is the largest prism?

#What makes your company chatter?

#Where in Black history are you revisiting today?

#Why do you believe that in your lifetime we will find conclusive evidence of intelligent life on Earth?

#Where do you eat extraterrestrial cake?