#How many miles do you travel to hear the same person say the same thing?

#Who brushes an elephant's incisors?

#How dumb is this question?

#Where does it begin for 2 cellos and guitar?

#How many eyes does your Daruma doll display?

#When did you last drink cow-warm milk?

#How are you a security risk?

#Why were you surprised when nowisnotthetimeism appeared after the latest tragedy?

#How many more celebrities will take to hawking game apps?

#Why would you wish to always talk backwards?

#How personally offended are you at minor national news?

#When did you last use a telecommunications relay service GA?

#How indebted are you to Omar Knedlik today?

#Where did you find the most silence today?

#How do you find silence?

#Who is the reigning epithalamist at local weddings?

#How often do you use Amazon's "Found My Package" feature?

#Where are you connected orthogonally?

#How often do you find bird droppings on your person but no nearby birds?

#When will someone write the Bananarama parody about "Cree Summer"?

#How loud are grunts during a tennis match?

#Who shares your narcissistic thinking?

#How many elderly people miss jumping?

#Why is the Internet not fun anymore?

#How do you differentiate grifting from money laundering?

#Who has a fundamental awareness of a noob job?

#How long would it take you to spend one hundred dollars?

#When did you last await asbestos?

#How happy are the Bhutanese?

#Where can you freeze peach?

#How often do you pull over for a picture with a Sinclair dinosaur?

#What is your age displayed in Roman Numerals?

#hOW DO YOU GET CAPITALZATON WRONG?

#Who is this century's best known ostracist?

#Why do you travel on June 30?

#What household appliances should get married?

#Why is a month a month?

#When did you lack knowledge that you take for granted today?

#How many joules per second did Icehouse dissipate with electric blue?

#Why wait until dark?

#Who is your favorite bookshelf caretaker?

#Why do you smoke banana peels?

#How pavonine is NBC?

#Why would you rather be outside right now?

#Where can you buy self-esteem?

#Why do they not want to see the team ball?

#What celebrity owes you an explanation?

#Why is science insusceptible?

#When did you last right a Czech?

#Why would you steal a stole?

#When did you last write a check?

#Why is right now a good time to re-repent?

#How quickly do you want to forget how quickly you produce pus?

#Why is the best death technology used on children?

#When did you first think about getting a bigger boat?

#Why do you believe guillotines need a bit of a dusting off?

#How quickly do you produce pus?

#Why do you like the Sprite in you?

#Who do you know refers to themselves as a chairlift commando?

#Why can't you find a spotting park?

#Where did you find the panda?

#Why can't you find a parking spot?

#wHEN DID YOU CAPITLIZE THE WRONG LETTERS?

#Why are things never serious until it actually happens to you personally?

#What is the best time to be alive?

#Why do you treat driving like it's a casual thing?

#Who was the best villain created by an authoritarian?

#Why walk with Wiccademus?

#Where do you find the most stray shopping carts?

#Why all the bombast from the caravan?

#When did you see a yonder camel almost in the shape of a cloud?

#Why is the inheritance of lopsidedness so lopsided?

#What is it going to take to make you pay attention to news about politics during the next four years?

#Why does there have to be supernatural entity to make you do good?

#How amusing is it when an oppressor bemoans getting the tiniest taste of their own medicine?

#Why should consumers pay more for loans on their credit?

#Who brought the mayonnaise, boss?

#Why do people drink Fairlife milk slowly in their commercials?

#Where are you zoned?

#Why did #Pinterest pick #Nanja pins for me?

#When did you last remember driving is somewhat akin to operating heavy machinery?

#Why the hell aren't you bundling?

#What is your bottom line?

#Why is there is no cure?

#How successful are you at killing houseplants?

#Why does 'right now' keep happening?

#Who best regressed intellectually?

#Why stay on the plateau when you think you can leap?

#Where are they jamming in the streets?

#Why do friends uplift you by knocking other people down?

#When did you last watch a 60-minute edition of 60 Minutes?

#Why would you buy a $20 dustpan only to get a free broom?

#How will you be remembered fifty years later after falling down?

#Why would you vote for a box of rocks?

#Where have all the ferryfakers gone?

#Who has no remaining commercial potential?

#Why should cities be circles?

#Who is a bitch, a lover, a child, a mother?

#Where is the best all-sorts saloon?

#Who sounded childish bragging about flooding the zone with shit?

#When were you sticky about nature?

#Who is your favorite history bluff?

#How many odd numbers appeared in Ernest Wright's "Gadsby"?

#Who is your favorite history buff?

#How does anyone "lawyer hard"?

#Who shills canned beans the best?

#Why are you not supplying your own narrative?

#Who first collected the midnight oil in advance of its eventual ignition?

#Where do iron crosses glow?

#Who best exudes fake outrage for political gain?

#When did logic become so inflexible?

#Who do you know is gullible enough to believe it?

#What is the biggest thing you've inserted into your nose?

#Who fires kiln techs?

#How soon until you offer pre-thoughts and pre-prayers?

#Who first bit a bullet?

#Why can keyboards not spell out Control?

#Who again seeks the bubble reputation?

#Where is it best to catch the A train?

#Who will raise a glass to blastophthoria?

#When did you last touch a theremin?

#Who is your county's lead backhoe driver?

#What ideology are you putting all your money behind?

#Who uses Wordle scores as cross-stitch patterns?

#How many hours of buffering have you watched?

#Who is the best historical example of "no one listened to them but they were right"?

#Why not #galactico?

#Who was described as being the dirt pile under the pile of horse dung?

#Where do you go to buy a name-brand #kochkarite at a fraction of retail cost?

#Who designed the side-loading hot dog bun?

#When do athletes start kneeling again?

#Who has the best cognitive dissonance?

#What is the best component of a checkup?

#Who was the last person to work as a lector?

#Why do you place a clock by your bed if you always ignore it

#Who do you know acts only with all the facts in hand?

#How does one rid oneself with oldemonia?

#Who will rewrite every book?

#Where have you seen a million faces?

#Who best acts hateful to those who love and live differently?

#When did you begin rolling around on dry ground to make dust to attract the opposite sex?

#Who believes they are found with their Boswell?

#What restaurant hack do you perform to prove your gluttony?

#Who is near a cold dark place near a body of water?

#How much money would accept to sing and dance about telephone carriers on television?

#Who chooses what direction to point the television camera?

#Why do you feel strongly about defunding cancer research?

¿Quién celebra menos el cinco de mayo?

#Where were you today at 11:38 a.m.?

#Who owned the hat first dropped to show something occurred without any hesitation?

#When did you last do anything with a camcorder?

#Who in Black history are you remembering today?

#What If college got cheaper and no one noticed?

#Who sends a calendar invite for a non-event?

#How long did it take you to learn that when you play stupid games, you often win stupid prizes?

#Who May Queen?

#Why do you celebrate brackish things?

#Where is your best injection site?

#When did you discover all life was just a great scramble for advantage?

#Where do Buffalo buffalo roam?

#Who do you seduce by flattery?

#Where is the largest prism?

#What makes your company chatter?

#Where in Black history are you revisiting today?

#Why do you believe that in your lifetime we will find conclusive evidence of intelligent life on Earth?

#Where do you eat extraterrestrial cake?

#Why are you celebrating by standing in front of the elephants?

#Where should take drinking water for granted?

#Who needs a drummer?

#Where do buffalo not roam?

#What have you done to educate yourself on intersex?

#Where are the best relics?

#Why isn't Texas apprehending people for gambling in Oklahoma, given that it's illegal in Texas?

#Where are today's best Vines complications?

#How long hast thou to serve, Francis?

#Where can you find the most cognitive dissonance?

#When do you pot plants?

#Why were you lost in the rain in Juarez around Easter time?

#Who best dispels with opposing facts?

#Where do you see colonialism at work best?

#When did you offer thoughts and prayers to checks and balances?

#Where did you, yeah, drop the chalupa?

#What raises questions on the coherence of a buzzard?

#Where are the most cordial cherries?

#Why does a clergyman hide his button?

#Where do you want to be deported to?

#Who is your favorite predatory lender?

#Where can you signup to be a special government employee?

#When will Trump withdraw the U.S. from the International Organization for Standardization?

#Where do fire departments charge per emergency?

#What is your restaurant’s #jejunostomy policy?

#Where can you drink pearl-infused beer?

#Who wants to send funny green pieces of paper with pictures of U.S. presidents to the Truly Useless Group?

#Where do you fit in on the neo-feudalism spectrum?

#Who sent funny green pieces of paper with pictures of U.S. presidents to Milton Supman's memorial?

#Where were you when you realized your Social Security Number was a prime number?

#Why do you enjoy being with people who have a high capacity to cause harm?

#Where is the tip of the tip of the iceberg?

#When were you first aware of Rupert Vansittart?

#Where is the closest circular city?

#When should you supply your own narrative?

#Where are you pocketing up excrement?

#What do you repeatedly buy that is a god send for landfills?

#Where can you hang your "In Goddess We Trust" posters in Texas?

#How long should it take for an employer to notice you've quit?

#Where is Papua Old Guinea?

#Who wants to try Diet Hamlin's Wizard Oil?

#Where do you find the most green on a country's flag?

#Why is ending racism a debate?

#Where is the dullest commemorative plaque in your city?

#What is it with triangular sandwiches from gas stations?

#Where is bringing children into this world considered abuse?

#Why did they leave the grindstone in the first place, knowing they would likely need to return?

#Where is your favorite sailing stone?

#How many acres was the first farm bought?

#Where would you use cheat codes in life?

#Who will be the courageous person and write the Wikipedia entry on the band Spacehog's 2013 album, "As It Is on Earth"?

#When were you ever in television?

#Why does no one want to grow up to be competent?

#When were you ever on a movie?

#Why should the platypus be the new Easter mascot?

#When did you become frightened of responsibility?

#How easily do you confuse fear verses risk?

#When did you last use the lower urinal?

#What song do you think has too many words?

#When did you last smoke a bum?

#Where can you find anthropomorphic dice?

#When will Earth Day souvenirs be available for those mining and spending bitcoins?

#Who has a fear of missing in?

#When did you realize memes are not serious political debate?

#Why did Little League become big?

#When did you realize nobody has an incentive to interrogate the evidence?

#Who wants to be a courtroom recording artist?

#When did you first see yourself represented in cinema?

#Where do you turn other heads? #HeadTurnerWeek!

#When will the president sniff glue for his health?

#Who has someone turn their head for them? #HeadTurnerWeek!

#When do you start re-education?

#Why do you argue you cannot turn your head up or down?#HeadTurnerWeek!

#When did you become apathetic to, you know, whatever?

#How far can you turn your head in any one direction? #HeadTurnerWeek!

#When are death sentences not automatically appealed

#What direction do you turn heads? #HeadTurnerWeek!

#When did a flat Dutch turnip begin its career?

#Where will your head turn up next? #HeadTurnerWeek!

#When did you last meet an elevator operator?

#What are your rules for suffering through an unpleasantly bitter orange?

#When did you last turn heads? #HeadTurnerWeek!

#What is the most used puck in the world - after hockey's?

#When did you last ablate asbestos?

#How many total days of your life will you be on an island?

#When did you last pretend to care about someone else's GRE score?

#Why do you believe that in your lifetime we will find conclusive evidence of intelligent life beyond Earth?

#When did guilt last turn you inside out?

#Who is your favorite Thought Leader?

#When do most crimes occur on the Hudson University campus?

#Where do you keep your cult trading card collection?

#When did you give up reading about the world?

#What is the opposite of a brain freeze?

#When do you discover the learner is responsible for actually retaining a concept?

#How many Pontius Pilates are there in the world today?

#When did you last sign your signature with your eyes closed?

#What is the fastest you've come up with religious exemption?

#When will civilization advance to allow prayer to a capital T?

#How many different products featured the song "What I Like About You" by the group The Romantics in their commercials?

#When did you first rock the smooth glide?

#Why do people eat multivitamins so slowly in television commercials?

#When did you last consider seven generations from now in your decision?

#Who claims sea-monkeys as their children?

#When did you have to give solo dap?

#Where is the best place to find reusable bulletproof vests?

#When will prosecutors begin seeking a birth penalty?

#What is the viscosity of extra heavy duty mayonnaise?

#When did the Tomorrow People become the Yesterday People?

#How many words per minute does the average person speak?

#When did you become a security risk?

#How many stamps with the name "United Kingdom" are in your collection?

#When is your head -not- over your heels?

#How do companies botch false outrage?

#What time of day do you imagine doing exercises the most?

#Why won't someone think of the ping-pong balls?

#What year was your favorite word added to the dictionary?

#Who do you know has some miyabi kan'aoi to share?

#What is the oldest word you use?

#Where is the smallest stadium?

#Whatcha doin' at the courthouse?

#When did you realize this is all there is?

#What words do your initials spell?

#When was Funkadelic first acknowledged in Parliament?

#What laws are best when outsourcing their enforcement to highly prejudiced citizens?

#How many illiterate people will you encounter in your life?

#What number placement in #pi is your Driver's License number?

#Why don't you hear more about Born Again Hindus?

#What determines a woman’s worth?

#Who counts patrician contritions?

#What fried chicken sandwich will you die for?

#Where are you sticking Serious Putty?

#What song do you think has too many notes?

#When do you smell fresh bread without seeing fresh bread?

#What do you do without a bathtub in a bathroom?

#How often do you wink to people you're talking to on the phone?

#What lesser change do you wish you could enter an plea for?

#When did you last dream about tomorrow?

#What were people believing before a bible?

#Why do health risks suddenly become important during sweeps week?

#What are most convenience stores open to?

#Who are the most expendable Texas residents?

#What is your ad budget?

#Where can you play cricket in Times Square?

#What gender are your bell peppers?

#When did your conscious effort to collect physical media begin?

#What is designed to be dangerous?

#How long did it take management to realize institutional knowledge might be worth something?

#What Shakespeare play do you think of when you see lettuce?

#Why does the Microsoft Authenticator daily ask me to click a box to not be reminded about clicking the box for another 14 days?

#What random thing did you accidently discover your microwave did whilst cleaning the button panel?

Also, #why did you rub your chain with crumbs?

#What are you finding on hollowed ground?

#When did you last rub your chain with crumbs?

#What lengths do you go to show off your insecurity?

#When will get around to answer three thousand truly useless questions?

#What is the official fan refreshment of the Truly Useless Group?

#How soon until Diana Moon Glampers is confirmed as Secretary of the Memory Hole?

#What ecclesiastical title was used before Prior?

#Why should one be able to buy a car direct from the manufacturer without interacting with a dealer?

#What do you call one measle?

#Who best represents a waiver of inadmissibility?

#What does the Cologuard box mascot smell like?

#Where is the largest miniature manuscript?

#What time are we meeting at Andrea's?

#When will Netflix run out of serial killers?

#What cereal is magically atrocious?

#How do you sew deer to my hart?

#What contents settle best during packaging?

#Why do radical right lunatics get a pass?

#How often do you gesture with your feet?

#What do you display on your bookshelves other than -- you know - books?

#How do you respond when your enemies are simultaneously too strong and too weak?

#Why is nothing invincible?

#How many cryptids are buried in North Korea?

#Where is your favorite spot to fish in the Gulf of Central America?

#How many haircuts does a barber give to pay back the cost of the chair?

#When did you discover mustard was a spice ingredients in some ketchups?

#How gullible are you in clicking random QR codes?

#What does God need with a Faith Night at the ballpark?

#How poor are megachurch mice?

#Who is best described as uncool under pressure?

#How many “close doors” buttons on elevators are not connected to the control panel?

#When did you try to dry your phone in the microwave?

#How long will it take for you to disappear into eternal anonymity?

#What is your best dead cat strategy?

#How do you overcome overexposure?

#When did you realize Goofus was the hero?

#How many relics have a sixth finger?

#Where are all the pro artists that are the opposite of con artists?

#How does the charitable organization, Georgia Youth, abbreviate itself?

#Who came in last at this year's Marmalade Awards?

#How many #S's appear on an average Wikipedia page?

#Why do you let missionaries get all up in your business?

#How tall is your favorite jazz musician?

#Who makes the rules for a game they refuse to play?

#How many bank robberies occurred yesterday?

#Who can trapezoid?

#How quickly could lightning travel around the earth in one second?

#Why should food include a "best after" date on packaging?

#How many nuts are in the Bible?

#What happened when someone told you that you were mispronouncing your own name?

#How much money would accept to sing and dance about medicines on television?

#When did you grow tired of hearing how "not all heroes wear capes"?

#How soon will mad hatters appear once mercury regulations roll back?

#Why are you okay with news giving you no context?

#How long on your roof did your frisbee remain?

#Where on the doll did DEI touch you?

#How many Dukes of York have secrets in the tower?

#Who consults the FDA food labels before eating the rich?

#How many food deserts are located near military bases?

#Where have you ever found one Jenkin?

#How many bitches were on Noah's ark?

#When did skillet become a unit of measurement?

#How goes that ivermectin ingestion?

#What rights are you standing up for that you don't really have?

#How big is the kite that can lift a human?

#Where do you bask in reflected glory?

Hvernig á að bera fram bókstafinn F?

#Where is the murder vs. assassination line of demarcation?

#How often do you encounter "the team you trust"?

#When did you begin to dislike the "the customer is always right" mentality?

#How well did asphalt cushion your fall on the playground?

#Who do you know with huge tracts of land?

#How does anyone make meaningful contact with The General insurance mascot?

#Why are you shocked at (yawn) hypocrisy?

#How hereditary are your ingrown toenails

#When did your doctor's scheduling software start limiting appointments to less than a year?

#How long does it take you to walk one step?

#Why would you start two-a-days in January?

#How can the Truly Useless Group earn compensation for our name, image, and likeness?