#Why do you waste time eating candy corn?

#When did you last care about Frank's testosterone level?

#What religion interprets old episodes of 'Quincy' as its gospel?

#How many movie tickets will you purchase in your lifetime?

#What would your job be if you had to make a career based on your first Halloween costume?

#Who believes the brags about simple answers to complex problems?

#Where do you break on one?

#Why did you buy the merch of a public servant?

#What is the collective noun word for a group of echoes?

#How many football stadiums of trashed plastics are in your city?

#Why do you not have a home field advantage?

#Who will swat the last mosquito on earth?

#Where is the largest cylinder?

#When are you in awe?

#How much have Austin's city limits grown in fifty years?

#How much of your life is spent speeding through yellow lights?

#Why do you take parenting advise from people without children?

But #what country would want Kid Rock?

#Who wants to cultivate asparagus on the moon?

#Where do animals strike curious poses?

#When did you attempt to build an old house?

#What level of stupidity are we at now?

#Who is the hero you deserve?

#How many Zyzzyx Roads must a man watch before you call him a man?

#Who best creates your enemy for you?

#When did you last use colored toilet paper?

#What sculpture would you like to have seen being made?

#When did you discover your favorite restaurant did a handheld?

#How far can you shoot holy water through a squirt gun?

#Why are some narratives so easy to fall for?

#Why do you waste time selling candy corn?