#Who do you know who makes quick decisions, not right decisions?

#Who goes hunting after leaving Glamour Shots?

#Why are you voting for a scapegoat?

#Who died above suspicious circumstances?

#Where is the world's newest island?

#Who wants any of Flint, Michigan's dihydrogen oxide ten years on?

#What if all the trees were bread and cheese?

#how radioactive are false teeth?

Dayummm, #when did you discover grandpa has flavor?

#Who is raising money to fight cancer research?

#Where was your lowest high?

#When should the evening news have expanded to a full hour?

#Where do you find the best schadenfreude?

#Who is your favorite war profiteer?

#When did you determine it was too costly to hold the government accountable?

#Who was the bonehead of the century?

#How many characters in your favorite movie have names ending in a vowel?

#When did the coin-operated horses outside of grocery stores ride into the sunset?

#What 1980s song lyrics are best used to advertise erectile dysfunction?

#How much bread should you hold while spouting off curse words?

#How do the hearing-impaired interpret onomatopoeia words?

#What language have you played Scrabble in?

#Who do you know with an appendicitis scar?

#How are Pink Floyd fans celebrating Brain Damage Day?

#When did you last sit on a tuffet?

#What elected official is preventing you from fulfilling your fecal liberties?

#Why does Eggland's Best think superior nutrition is now "more important than ever"?

#Who remembers watching television without pharmaceutical advertisements?

#Who is your favorite watchmaker?

#Where can you stick ten years of trivia?