#How often do dead people grant your wishes?

#Who takes a blowtorch to a cannonball?

#What candidate puts up the best blockade?

#Who can raise the blackjack stakes at Camelot casino?

#Where do you buy bison butterfat?

#Why did #Pinterest pick #MockMeat pins for me?

#What is your restaurant’s #iconomachy policy?

#Who remembers watching television without lawyer advertisements?

#When do you brag about books you own?

#When was your last claim of anonymity?

#How many rounds of "dvce, dvce, dvce" do you chant per rally?

#When is Shawarmarama 2024?

#Wherefore art thou, #Skiboy?

Wait, #when did the Critical Race Theory fad end?

#Who is the football religion's Christ equivalent?

#Why is everything overly sweet?

#When do you wish you were invited to a glorious banquet?

#When did your paper last confront your rock?

#Where are New Zealand's tallest dwarfs?

#When did you last consider the engineering of a bridge before you went over it?

#When do you acknowledge putting billionaires and corporations above the law is a problem?

#Why do you not recycle plastic bags?

#Where can you buy three men's suits for $129?

#When did you realize there is no amount of shaving technology innovation that any normal person would call a game-changer?

#Who do you know who understands quantum mechanics today?

#What happens when you shy away from voting for people who know how to do something when they get elected to office?

#Where does the money one has to fork over to run for president go?

#How many Democrats are voting in Republican primaries?

#How many Republicans are voting in Democratic primaries?

#What is the collective noun name for signatures?

#What celebrity needs money by appearing in mobile app commercials?