#When did you realize you hadn't accomplish much this year?

#Where is the most beautiful bridge?

#What foods are you eating that don't have protein?

#What would you really do with three French hens?

#Who is your favorite person of interest?

#What other percussion did the little drummer boy play?

#Where can you find patterns in a gray flannel world?

#How much would it take to purchase Last Christmas?

#Where did the Antarctician reptiles go?

#Where do iron crosses glow?

#When did you last return your plastic bags to the grocery store as a form of protest?

#What the L is up with the trains in Chicago?

#How low is the bar to speak at conferences?

#What dance do you perform while preventing moisture in your home?

#When did you realize "a price you can afford" and "a price that’s in your budget" are the same thing?

#Why are all your dollars the same colour?

#Who brags about simple answers to complex problems?

#What size was the Bush shoe?

#Where have you been all my epoch?

#When was the point NRBQ became ORBQ?

#Why will the world's end have bald followers?

#What flavor do you prefer in the center of Neapolitan ice cream?

#When were you last Norwaywardly?

#What is the preferred flavour of Kool-Aid you drink at your club meetings?

#How has the state of the world affected your salad?

#Why did you forget to smile?

#What instrument fits your personality?

#Where do you keep your invasive species?

#When did you last try playing piano underwater?

#What federal agency would you least want a visit from?

#How many serious crimes does the CIA commit in a given year?

#Where do you stand on hops?

#When did you last attend a drive-in theatre on a horse?

#What do you call a pair of paralegals?

#How far-fetched is petty hooliganism?

#Who is playing Tomb Raider today?

#Why does every mass shooting victim automatically get a cross?

#Who trims the edge of the precipice?

#Where do you show how obsessed you are with ice?

#When did your paper last confront your scissors?

#What country's citizens would probably appreciate a pair of Nike shoes instead of you burning yours?

#How often is the left hand mentioned in the Bible?

#Why quench afterglows?

#Who can sneeze in a straight line?

#Where do you find three Grecian singers and two Grecian dancers?

#How many people does it take to change the lightbulbs at the Department of Government Efficiency?

#What was found during your greatest pick?

#How did you become an anti-social media influencer?

#Who killed Karen Silkwood?

#What was the first language translated into American graffiti?

#Who still considers "Final Approach" the experience of a lifetime?

#Where is the best boondoggle?

#When did you touch a tiny nature?

#What vegetable is your gut doctor begging you to throw out?

#How do you want your death politicized?

#Why do you want a transparent background?

#Who remembers watching local television news without eight-plus checks of the forecast?

#Where would Rice Krispies be without onomatopoeia?

#When did you last go bucketing?

#What do you scrape the bottom of the barrel with?

#How much do your ears weigh?

#Why do you waste time eating candy corn?

#When did you last care about Frank's testosterone level?

#What religion interprets old episodes of 'Quincy' as its gospel?

#How many movie tickets will you purchase in your lifetime?

#What would your job be if you had to make a career based on your first Halloween costume?

#Who believes the brags about simple answers to complex problems?

#Where do you break on one?

#Why did you buy the merch of a public servant?

#What is the collective noun word for a group of echoes?

#How many football stadiums of trashed plastics are in your city?

#Why do you not have a home field advantage?

#Who will swat the last mosquito on earth?

#Where is the largest cylinder?

#When are you in awe?

#How much have Austin's city limits grown in fifty years?

#How much of your life is spent speeding through yellow lights?

#Why do you take parenting advise from people without children?

But #what country would want Kid Rock?

#Who wants to cultivate asparagus on the moon?

#Where do animals strike curious poses?

#When did you attempt to build an old house?

#What level of stupidity are we at now?

#Who is the hero you deserve?

#How many Zyzzyx Roads must a man watch before you call him a man?

#Who best creates your enemy for you?

#When did you last use colored toilet paper?

#What sculpture would you like to have seen being made?

#When did you discover your favorite restaurant did a handheld?

#How far can you shoot holy water through a squirt gun?

#Why are some narratives so easy to fall for?

#Why do you waste time selling candy corn?

#Where can you rent genuine beatniks?

#What valuable information did we acquire from this situation?

#What are you purchasing from Japanese vending machines?

#Why did you chose political grievance as a retirement activity?

#Whomst Has Brought The Ass?

#Where can you find the visual representation of an area that is honestly, genuinely, in fact, really without use or possibility to be used?

#How effective were the missionaries of New Zealand's German Mission House?

#Who is your favorite pharmaceutical commercial actor?

#Who will win the water wars?

#Where is the nearest ointment drop box?

#When did you enter the "Find out" stage?

#What are the lyrics to the song the Oompa Loompas will sing about you?

#Who finds getting a tattoo of a Lego brick on your abs somewhat ironic?

#Where are you happy?

#When did anyone last slip an extra shrimp on the barbie for you?

#What is your favorite food or beverage named after weather phenomena?

#How far apart are Burbank and Chicago?

#Why are forces aligning against you?

#Who is your favorite product evangelist?

#Where is your favorite non-castle structure that has castley bits?

#What is Martin Luther King, Jr. Day?

Hey, #what about Major Kong?

#What is something you can do today but will only be appreciated by future generations?

#How much Barry White music do cults listen to?

#Why can you not touch laughing gnomes?

#Where shines the best pop culture pandering?

#Who best exemplifies the further blurring between church and state?

#When did you last wish humans were not at the top of the food chain?

#What are the divisors of your phone number?

#Why are you still dreaming of trains after 40 years?

#What are the lexical challenges of understanding Domino's Pizza jargon?

#Where do you live a sedimentary lifestyle?

Guess #who is coming to diener?

#How many trading cards are you buying with gas or grocery money?

#Where do you carry your victim card?

#Who flirts at a 49?

#When should you take drinking water for granted?

#Why would you want to change your eye color?

#When were you last in Clacton?

#Why must every single frame have so many things going on?

#Where was the Cherokee briefcase?

#Who works as a chambermaid at the brickyard?

#What do you do to certify a breakup?

#Where do you find cellulose on a breadline?

#When do you cease being an undecided voter?

#When was the last time you #haptenated?

#Who is the best Meteu cosplayer?

#Why not #flagellate?

#Where do you go to buy a name-brand #jodhpurs at a fraction of retail cost?

#Why can't aging octogenarians live to see the consequences of the decisions on the public come to pass?

#Who is the best bullshit boogeyman?

#Where in the world is karō Wasei-eigo?

#When will the Child Tax Credit apply to the unborn?

#What would you want for your last succulent Chinese meal?

#How many of the weird books your parents let you read as a child would you now deny your children from reading?

#Why would you like to know the first person to have your current phone number?

#Who is the most #obnoxioxious person you know?

#What do Olympic medals taste like?

#When did you last shell corn that had...well, you know - a shell?

#What version of the Ten Commandments are you staking you reputation on?

#How many people were born in the time it took for you to read this sentence all the way to the very end, not just the dependent clause bit?

#Where is Sacarmneto?

#What day was Tuesday Morning Corp. founded?

#Why is midnight special?

Où peut-on trouver de la discrimination?

#Where can you #UndecimberLoosely?

#When did you last look up the word tuffet to determine whether you ever sat on one?

#Why do you work all hours so that you may eventually work less?

#Who wears Coke clothing on Pepsi Day?

#Where is the looming viaduct?

#When did pizzerias realize they could fold over an existing pizza, call it something else, and charge double for it?

#How far can you throw up hands?

#How far can you throw down?

#How far can you throw up?

#Why are they eagerly bandaging their ears when they refused to wear a mask?

#Why does everything require a drive-thru?

#Who has the best pathological inability to admit error?

#Where are the most unsafe pedestrians?

#When can you dog walk on a catwalk?

#What dietary changes are you considering based on some random internet advertisement?

#How do you plant female trees?

#Why are you voting for conspiracy theories?

#Who pronounces #color as #coleyouuuur?

#Where have all the wearywakers gone?

#When did you realize keeping your neighbors out of your yard also means that they can keep you out of their yard?

#What cereal contains half grains?

#How much saliva do you produce in a lifetime?

#Who feeds rice to Connecticut birds?

#How many Caesar salads can you consume and keep down in ten minutes?

#What smells like it sounds?

#Where are the most bluebirds in the Tropic of Capricorn?

#When were you last concerned about a leaky microwave?

#Why did your state vote against the Inflation Reduction Act?

#Who has being an asshole as their passion project

#What's happening on U+1D54F today?

#Where is your wanagi?

#Who remembers the original Mr. PiBB?

#When will girls be girls?

#Who turned on the dancing machine in Aachen?

#What kind of cheese best fascinates men?

#What has the oddest discolouring?

#How much of your life is spent sitting at green lights?

#Why do you mull wine?

#Who pretends best to be pious?

#When did you last abate asbestos?

#How many shipping containers are lost at sea?

#Where's the oldest tree in your town?

#When did you last pitch anything to a rhino?

#How are Samuel Alito and Martha Bomgardner celebrating Flag Day this year?

#Who do you know who makes right decisions, not quick decisions?

#What is your favorite carriwitchet?

#When did you realize adult book stores have little to do with reading?

#Why you always flexin' on the timeline?

#When did you decide you did not want children?

#When did you last consider the engineering of a bridge before you crossed under it?

#When did you last see a tan M&M?

#When will discover the last surviving American military veteran of World War II?

#What politician scratches balls the best?

#How destructive are Americans?

#Who remembers when people stuck to their principles?

#When did you decide to not support equality?

#Who was the ghost at number three?

#Why does it cost 2.72 pennies for a thought about retiring the penny?

#Who is your favorite conspiracy entrepreneur?

#Where do you study the exit doors on planes?

#When did you first eat spaghetti with scissors?

#What politician has the best flugie?

#How many calories did you consume licking a stamp?

#Why do you need an assault rifle to purchase a sandwich from Subway?

#Who loves finding packaging around the house without URLs?

#When did you last scream the name of a public servant's name in public?

#Where is your favorite plop art?

#What is yours Toulouse?

#How do you want to be notified about your death?

#Why do you enjoy taking joy in someone's buffering?

#Who is your favorite elderly couple in health care commercials?

#Where can you find the most stacked courts?

#When did you last page yourself over an intercom?

#What is your opinion of the Austro-Hungarian Empire?

#Who has the oldest voice you can still hear?

#Where do you find high-pitched charcoal?

#Who best reflects your prejudices?

#Why aren't bumblebees called hummingbees?

#Where can it be, now?

#When did you last push spaghetti with a spoon?

#What illusion are you trying to rid yourself of?

#How much of your life is spent waiting at red lights?

#Why is your favorite candidate reluctant to debate?

#Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?

#Where is the best place to run out of gas in Youngstown, Ohio?

#When will they use artificial intelligence to write constitution amendments?

#What entertainer will run for president in 2028?

#How much brominated vegetable oil do you consume?

#Who do you know who makes quick decisions, not right decisions?

#Who goes hunting after leaving Glamour Shots?

#Why are you voting for a scapegoat?

#Who died above suspicious circumstances?

#Where is the world's newest island?

#Who wants any of Flint, Michigan's dihydrogen oxide ten years on?

#What if all the trees were bread and cheese?

#how radioactive are false teeth?

Dayummm, #when did you discover grandpa has flavor?

#Who is raising money to fight cancer research?

#Where was your lowest high?

#When should the evening news have expanded to a full hour?

#Where do you find the best schadenfreude?

#Who is your favorite war profiteer?

#When did you determine it was too costly to hold the government accountable?

#Who was the bonehead of the century?

#How many characters in your favorite movie have names ending in a vowel?

#When did the coin-operated horses outside of grocery stores ride into the sunset?

#What 1980s song lyrics are best used to advertise erectile dysfunction?

#How much bread should you hold while spouting off curse words?

#How do the hearing-impaired interpret onomatopoeia words?

#What language have you played Scrabble in?

#Who do you know with an appendicitis scar?

#How are Pink Floyd fans celebrating Brain Damage Day?

#When did you last sit on a tuffet?

#What elected official is preventing you from fulfilling your fecal liberties?

#Why does Eggland's Best think superior nutrition is now "more important than ever"?

#Who remembers watching television without pharmaceutical advertisements?

#Who is your favorite watchmaker?

#Where can you stick ten years of trivia?

#How often do dead people grant your wishes?

#Who takes a blowtorch to a cannonball?

#What candidate puts up the best blockade?

#Who can raise the blackjack stakes at Camelot casino?

#Where do you buy bison butterfat?

#Why did #Pinterest pick #MockMeat pins for me?

#What is your restaurant’s #iconomachy policy?

#Who remembers watching television without lawyer advertisements?

#When do you brag about books you own?

#When was your last claim of anonymity?

#How many rounds of "dvce, dvce, dvce" do you chant per rally?

#When is Shawarmarama 2024?

#Wherefore art thou, #Skiboy?

Wait, #when did the Critical Race Theory fad end?

#Who is the football religion's Christ equivalent?

#Why is everything overly sweet?

#When do you wish you were invited to a glorious banquet?

#When did your paper last confront your rock?

#Where are New Zealand's tallest dwarfs?

#When did you last consider the engineering of a bridge before you went over it?

#When do you acknowledge putting billionaires and corporations above the law is a problem?

#Why do you not recycle plastic bags?

#Where can you buy three men's suits for $129?

#When did you realize there is no amount of shaving technology innovation that any normal person would call a game-changer?

#Who do you know who understands quantum mechanics today?

#What happens when you shy away from voting for people who know how to do something when they get elected to office?

#Where does the money one has to fork over to run for president go?

#How many Democrats are voting in Republican primaries?

#How many Republicans are voting in Democratic primaries?

#What is the collective noun name for signatures?

#What celebrity needs money by appearing in mobile app commercials?

#Which day would you rather leap over?

#What cartoon cereal mascot died in a house fire?

#How many things did you have no interest in doing until they were forbidden?

#Why aren't hummingbirds called bumblebirds?

#Where are the best beaches where you have to worry about fecal contamination?

#Who says Flaco?

#When will you start auctioning off your "surplus"?

#Where can you ejaculate personhood in Alabama?

#How many calories does kissing burn off?

#What is your favorite anesthetic?

#Why would anyone give the shit how US presidents would look with a mullet?

#Who has been born again the most times?

#Why do you disdain individuals empowering themselves to seek personal satisfaction?

Как сделать мученика?

#Where is the largest cone?

#When were you faked by love?

#Why the H did Peg Entwistle jump?

#When did every business suddenly have higher-than-normal call volumes?

#When do we reinstate the Fairness Doctrine?

#What is the official hat of your favorite country?

#How many robotovats are really only hardly working?

#Why are you voting for a hypocrite?

#Who still pronounces the first R in February?

#Where can you find cans of Diet Whoop-Ass?

#Who knew Susan Kare was an icon?

#What is the square root of your phone number?

#How l o n g i s i t t a k i n g y o u t o r e s p o n d t o s t i m u l i?

#Why don't you live in Mauritania?

#Where did you go instead of therapy?

#How is everyone not doing?

#What opera do people sing along with the most?

#When was the last time you #girlcotted?

#Where do you go to buy a name-brand #iceplants at a fraction of retail cost?

#Why did #Pinterest pick #LobbyFodder pins for me?

#Why do you do what you do so #ultracentrifugally?

#Why not #eightplex?

#Why do you believe you exist on earth only to entrust it to the next generation?

#Why do you order warm beer at restaurants?

#Why do you vote for people seeking revenge rather than problem-solving or legislating?

#Why is everybody doing it in Hawai'i?

#Who is your favorite brand ambassador?

#How goes the hydroxychloroquine?

#Who is the most ambitious idiot?

#Who is your community's worst architect?

#Who dared you to take the TikTok Shut-Up-Sit-Down-And-Be-Quiet-For-Thirty-Seconds-Challenge?

#Who preaches safety first but doesn't use a turn signal?

#Who was the last opportunist you voted into office?

#Where is the coffeepot-shaped water tower nearest to you?

#How do you come on down?

#Where on earth is venus?

#Where do you buy your Girl Scout cookie calories?

#Where do you find the best city juice?

#Where do buffalo roam?

#Where are the worst waxworks?

#When will the #tourists celebrate their reunion?

#When did you last #ComeForTheImageStayFortheText?

#When do you brag about books you've read?

#How do Georgia students learn about Gaylord Perry's brief stint in the Atlanta Braves baseball organization?

#How are you manipulating "Steamboat Willie"?

#What fresh hell happens this year?