#What finally broke Matthew Wilder's stride?

#Where wolf?

#Why do you waste energy distributing candy corn?

#Where do you think of blue almonds?

#Who do you know obsessed with minding others people's business?

#What are Georgians wearing in their digital driver’s license photo?

#Why does your life revolve around punishment?

#How often do you vote for someone with an elementary understanding of the Constitution?

#Why should you defund your poor lice?

#Why do you advertise prescription medicine on television?

#When did you stop believing an organization's number one priority is safety?

#Where is your twin town?

Eh, #what was it about an aqua velva man, anyway?

#Why don't Charmin bears use the woods like the question asks?

#When was laundry last on your laundry list?

#Where do echoes gather?

#Where has all the flour gone?

#Why is revenge not the best campaign promise?

#Why should you protest against #eclipse glasses? #GlassesDontWork #MyBodyMyChoice #JesusIsMyFlimsyPaperEclipseGlasses

#Where are the anti #eclipse glasses protests? #GlassesDontWork #MyBodyMyChoice

#Who will lead the opposition to wearing #eclipse glasses? #GlassesDontWork

#Where in Albuquerque is the best left turn?

#When do you specify your drive-through order is "to go"?

#Where are the worst rightist cities?

#Where do you find the most unreliable data?

#When did you last dance when placing detergent in a cleaning machine?

#Where was the worst underride crash?

#Where is the best matriarchal society?

#Where do you morse your wounds?

#Where did all the merrymakers come from?

#Where do we go from her?