#What shit are they making up as they go that you whole-heartedly agree with?

#Why do you brag about being "meat-eating"?

#Who folds your origami?

#Where are good people surrounded by bad lands?

#Why can't television stations take the money they pay people to watch their newscasts and apply it to employee paychecks?

#What is the one broken thing on your airplane today?

#How much physical space does all this blog take up?

#When was youth king?

#Why are you not using the word #buttever as part of your vocabulary?

#Who solved the griddle riddle?

#Where do you save water?

#When is one supposed to discuss gun control when there's little time between shootings to discuss it?

#What is your favorite old-fashioned shenanigan?

#What say you there, fuzzy-britches?

#Who wants to start a religion next week?

#What cult had the best commercial?

#Where is the incentive to do good and valuable journalism?

#What are you turning into a conspiracy?

#What do you get when you fall in lovage?

#When were you caught between the moon and New York City?

#Who are the problem sellers?

#How irrational is the multiplicative multiverse?

#Where will you celebrate #EndTimes this time?

#Who was the worst roadie in the world?

#Where do purveyors of primogeniture peregrinate their possessions?

#When did you last take a tour through a sewer?

#How many green rooms are in fact green?

#How many American celebrities have secrecy clauses in contracts so you don't know about their foreign commercials?