#What does it feel like being an #InevitableStatistic?

#Who is trying to bring #Necessitudinous up in conversation?

#Why not just go pagan?

#How do you stop your case of hiccups?

#When did you last ponder a crab's immortality?

If they're in touch, #why should you be in touch?

#Where do Washington state drivers store their anchors?

#When will the United States militarize the Canadian border?

#Where have you gone, Joe Isuzu? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you.

#How good was your fight?

#What distance are sheep picturesque?

#When did you last use lead-paint baby toys?

#Where is the best trigger warning?

#What are you bringing to shitshow and shit-tell?

#When was the last time you clapped your feet?

#When did you last discuss death with bees?

#How much are your leftover Croatian kuna worth today?

#Who doesn't know the difference between the uvula and the vulva?

#Why do you do what you do so #spatiotemporally?

#When will #OchreFish finally appear in the Marvel Cinematic Universe #MCU?

#Where in the greenest village green in England?

#How many #hashtags do you use #online to #boast your #ignorance? #artiph

#When did you last use radium toothpaste?

#Why can't you play on history's most thrilling piece of playground equipment?

#How high can you throw up?

#What's your function?

#Who gives the State of the Planet address?

#Who is opening #ElonRefrigerator **right now**?

#When did you last make coffee in a blender?

#How much RF transmit power does DSN not need to send commands to Voyager?

#What the hell will go wrong this year?