#How are you celebrating #hippoWe two years later?

#Who has full-size Mr. Goodbars this year?

#What book are you shoplifting the most?

#How do Albanian copy editors assure the accuracy of a negative comment of mild disappointment?

#What sociopath are you voting for?

#Who is voice tracking your drive time this afternoon?

#Where can I ask questions that are too stupid to be asked on StackOverflow?

Почему никто не избавит нас от этой бурной войны?

#Who has the cutest collarbone?

#How much are you willing to pay for the news?

#When did you last lick a stamp?

#How is the world losing poets?

#What is the average lifespan of a head of British little gem lettuce?

#Who do you allow to take your dignity?

#Why does the media focus on a prop badge instead of the actual issues?

#Who had the best brag about their cheating of the system?

#When will buried Tupperware become a treasure hoard?

#Who deletes their tweets the fastest on the Twitter?

#What strange thing is found on top of the Great Pyramid of Giza? (#7 will surprise you)

#How does the US Army properly select and purchase a bottle of Worcestershire sauce?

#When did you last shake hands and pose for pictures with the person calling you an ass-kisser?

#Where is your drawer of fast food condiments?

#Why is the sheer wastage of human talent, energy and education staggering?

#Why do people have to negotiate for equality?

#Who confused amniotic fluid for holy water?

#Where were you when Wang Chung went from a noun to a verb?

#What makes a good millennial wedding gift?

#When did you last play solitaire tag?

 

#WHO IS BETTER THAN BOTH THE SALAMI AND THE BOLOGNA COMBINED?

#WHO IS BEST CHARACTER ON THE SHOW?

#WHO IS THE CHEESE?