#What are the worst April taxes? #AprilTaxing

#What state has the best personal injury lawyer hammer?

#Where is the best underground batting cage?

#Why do you take information from the uneducated?

#Where is the best place to purchase toothbrushes today in Providence, Rhode Island?

#How do you define person man woman camera tv?

#How are things in Guantánamo? (Is that little crook still living there?)

#Where are the United Step-daughters of the Confederacy?

#Why every time you drive down the wrong side of the street, everybody wants to beep?

#Why are you not using the word #doozy as part of your vocabulary?

#Who would like to live long enough to see the last of the planet's oil used and how our descendants react?

#What is the best way to recall a phone?

#Where are the best forest in Romania?

#What would Sister Sara do with three mules?

#What is Saint Patrick driving today?

#Why do people insist the world is flat rather than a pentagon turned on its side and painted purple, yellow, and green within a plainly psychedelic environment?

#Who in Rome considered the Ides of March "legitimate political discourse"?

#Where can you find a square pie?

#Why can't we live together?

#How fast can a politician escape from a coffee shop?

¿Dónde vas a arreglar tu tostadora?

#How deviated is your septum?

#When did you're local school stop teeching speliƞg?

#Who are you making jealous with Facebook posts?

#What country creates your favorite counterfeit goods?

#What direction do you fold a piece of pizza?

#How long have women been voting in Wyoming?

#Who is the real McAdams?

#Who makes ligatures from Wingdings?

#Where do you find loose faith?

#Who mourns for the greater sage-grouse?