#How many #sandwiches have you eaten this year?

#Where does one sign up for try-outs to be the person singing "diarrhea" in Pepto Bismol commercials?

#Why prioritize your eternal life over your current life?

#Why did it take all year to #DeleteFacebook?

#Where can one find a billiard businessman?

#What would you really do with a partridge in a pear tree?

#Why put decorations on Christmas eaves?

#Who complains the most about #Xmas?

#What had the most asbestos on your childhood Christmas tree?

#Why can't everyday be like Christmas?

#How do you put down your friend's Christmas tree?

#When was popcorn last considered too noisy for theaters?

#What will not biodegrade in your children's children's lifetime?

#How often is your head full of questions you don't know who to ask?

#Why would you pay others not to use certain words? #PayToSayWeek

#What words would you pay to use? #PayToSayWeek

#Who thinks more people would reference a dictionary if you had to pay to speak? #PayToSayWeek

#How would you speak if you had little money? #PayToSayWeek

#When would you chose to speak or be silent if every word spoken cost money? #PayToSayWeek

#Where could one hide to speak without paying? #PayToSayWeek

#What if you had to pay to use certain words in conversation? #PayToSayWeek

#How cold do you prefer your hot chocolate?

#When did you last speak #Bozo?

#When did you last trade an arm for a leg?

#Why are your residual checks so low?

#When did things go berserk in Burlington?

#Why did #Pinterest pick #kokoshnik pins for me?

#Who was a person in your neighborhood?

#What is your restaurant’s #hideyhole policy?

#Who is your favorite Italian pizza inspector?

#Where is the pre-Malone?

#Why not think about times to come, and not about the things that you've done?

#How many deaths from dietary supplements do you accept before you stop using them yourself?

#Who boasts their spirit animal has rabies?

#When was your name last in the newspaper?

#When did you take your passion and make it happen?

#Where can you #Savemoney in Chicago?

Neden hindi aromalı lokum yiyorsun?

#Why aren't you eating #taytocrisp for #Thanksgiving?

#Who really expects Kennedy to return to Dallas of all places, anyway? #JFK

#Why is that girl everything that every girl should be?

#When did you last let the colors run across the bottom of your screen?

#What government document do you take for granted?

#How far in advance do you plan meals?

#Why did #Constantinople get the works?

#Who believes sunlight is the best disinfectant?

¿#Dónde encuentras el mejor molé?

#Where is the best mural in the Maboneng Precinct?

#Where do you download the best NFTs?

#Who met the #Jooky Sea Captain?

#Why do we deserve a "Wicker Man" reality show?

#Where is the lowest price for ham?

#When did you last pretend you couldn't answer a question while walking down a hallway?

#Who is so vain?

#When did you stop voting for candidates on election day and instead vote for special interest groups?

#What would your favorite politician say when affected by truth serum?

#Where is the worst freedom of expression?

#Why was Tutankhamun buried with a donkey?

#Che diavolo è prisencolinensinainciusol?

#What sort of asshole brings a guillotine to vote?

#Why can't someone invent a real Electro-Photo Pigment-izer?

#How are you celebrating #hippoWe two years later?

#Who has full-size Mr. Goodbars this year?

#What book are you shoplifting the most?

#How do Albanian copy editors assure the accuracy of a negative comment of mild disappointment?

#What sociopath are you voting for?

#Who is voice tracking your drive time this afternoon?

#Where can I ask questions that are too stupid to be asked on StackOverflow?

Почему никто не избавит нас от этой бурной войны?

#Who has the cutest collarbone?

#How much are you willing to pay for the news?

#When did you last lick a stamp?

#How is the world losing poets?

#What is the average lifespan of a head of British little gem lettuce?

#Who do you allow to take your dignity?

#Why does the media focus on a prop badge instead of the actual issues?

#Who had the best brag about their cheating of the system?

#When will buried Tupperware become a treasure hoard?

#Who deletes their tweets the fastest on the Twitter?

#What strange thing is found on top of the Great Pyramid of Giza? (#7 will surprise you)

#How does the US Army properly select and purchase a bottle of Worcestershire sauce?

#When did you last shake hands and pose for pictures with the person calling you an ass-kisser?

#Where is your drawer of fast food condiments?

#Why is the sheer wastage of human talent, energy and education staggering?

#Why do people have to negotiate for equality?

#Who confused amniotic fluid for holy water?

#Where were you when Wang Chung went from a noun to a verb?

#What makes a good millennial wedding gift?

#When did you last play solitaire tag?

 

#WHO IS BETTER THAN BOTH THE SALAMI AND THE BOLOGNA COMBINED?

#WHO IS BEST CHARACTER ON THE SHOW?

#WHO IS THE CHEESE?

#What rhymes with #OrangeAppreciationMonth?

#When did you last freebase Vaseline?

#How many Florida hurricane evacuees will arrive unexpectedly in an immigrant-friendly sanctuary city?

#What makes the Sunshine State so shady?

#Where does sheer greed manifest itself best in American life?

#Who first made you wish you believed in hell?

#Why can't a dish break a hammer?

#Who wants to read a 200-page book written telepathically?

#Where do you obtain your periodic table of elements samples?

#When did you first lose yourself in your mom's spaghetti?

#How many photographs can you remember?

#How about #ThemCounties?

#What #BannedBooks are you recommending?

#Who thinks we should ask a #Which question?

#Where do you sweat most?

#When do we enact term limits?

#Quando tu queue ad queen?

#How loud is the horn-honking at stop lights?

#Who bothered to learn to fly twice as high as a butterfly?

#When did you last go fly a kite?

#Where do you go to buy a name-brand #FeatheredFolk at a fraction of retail cost?

#How much miracle spring water should one send to Jackson, Mississippi?

#When were you expecting the rain to end?

#What level is after the #NextLevel?

#Where is the best #NextLevel excitement?

#Why can't Johnny come home?

#Why take the elevator to the mezzanine when you can go to the #NextLevel?

#When did the #NextLevel come into existance?

#What is the #NextLevel?

#Who wants to go #NextLevel?

#When did your scissors last confront your rock?

#What are you going to do with all your luck?

#How will future generations repurpose dams when the water is gone?

#Why is your good thing about to end?

#Where do you enable ablation?

#Why did it take 47 years for Mars to get right back to where it started?

#When did you go overboard on overcompensating?

#Why is it all sweet tea?

#What do you do when life gives you lemons tasting like apples?

#How many ants fit inside a football stadium?

#Where can a bird eat an elephant?

#Who is a wordy wordie?

#Why did armed men try to take Mel Gibson's vitamins?

#Who likes the sprite in ewes?

#When did you last eat acorns?

#Where is the highest concentration of earthworms?

#What is it with Chad?

#How long has the illiterate teacher taught?

#When will you stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and plead the fifth?

#Why would you rent a pergola?

#Who in West Yorkshire leads rhinos?

#Who gave back-to-the-land the back of the hand?

#What laws are you excluded from?

#Why have you never been mellow?

#How much plastic do you eat?

#When did you last make tea in a blender?

#Who is the best Kichkinet cosplayer?

#Why can't World News Tonight use the past tense of verbs?

#Where is the best wet art?

#When did the sun first rise on the British Empire?

#What would an unextraordinary person ask in your situation?

#How do you think #August will turn out for you this year?

#When did apocalypse fiction become apocalypse fact?

#How often do you ask your plumber for legal advice?

#Who never makes left turns in Los Angeles?

#When did you last attempt a slow-mo family jump?

If there is bread crust, #why not call the inner substance the bread core?

#What gender reveal color pisses you off?

#When did you last brush your teeth in the shower?

#WHO declares monkeypox a global emergency?

#Who still buys #Jooky Junk?

If there is an apple core, #why not call the outer layer the apple crust?

#How many suffering already-born children are you protecting?

#Why do local newscasters think they know how to dance?

#Who was the ghost at number two?

#Where is the fastest pendulum?

#How do Weebles play hopscotch?

#When did you realize wealth does not equate to intelligence?

#Where is your ideal forest?

#What #if #every #word #in #the #question #included #a #hashtag?

#Why do blacks and whites not eat together very much?

#What ending does the human race deserve?

#What do you recall about flying your lear jet to Nova Scotia to see a total eclipse of the sun?

#What was all so much easier in #Phoenicia?

#Why do you point during concerts?

#What is your favorite flavor of Juul suppository?

#What trimester is best for a phoetus to receive its phirearm?

#Who in government is most addicted to power?

#Where have you read 'Whiten Bleu'?

#Who was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar?

#When will the Big Ten Conference expand to the Ukraine?

#Who is the bestest cult leader??? ♥♥♥ #TeamGrape

#When did Rafael voluntary relocate to Cancún?

#When did you make a killing?

#Where is London's cheapest ward?

#Why are you not doing what you most wish you were?

#How great are is your state's foster care program?

#Where is the terminus of the new Underground Railroad?

#Where can you get an abortion?

#Who killed Vincent Chin?

#When were the pink houses repainted brown?

#What would you do with two thousand truly useless answers?

#How much did a loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter cost when you were a child?

#Why do you never trust a clown with a fish?

#Who is hanging around Blackfriars Bridge tonight?

#What is one thing not requiring a spiritual solution?

#When did you last print Wikipedia?

#How are you preparing for #TUQ2K?

#Where is your core audience?

#Why should you think of food as medicine?

#What is the skinny on riding fat bikes?

#Why do you enjoy taking joy in someone's suffering?

#When does the exciting Cretaceous Park film franchise begin?

#When will the shit hit the fan?

#Who currently alive would you want an autograph from?

#Where do you absorb shock best?

#What is the worst killer furniture?

#When did you last gift someone a stalk of Brussel sprouts?

#How hard is it for you to put food on your family?

#Why do you believe a flat earth is expanding at the equator?

#How soon until Bond serves on His Majesty's secret service?

#When did you finish the race?

#Why do local newscasters think people want to see them dance?

#Why did #Pinterest pick #jobster pins for me?

#Who is working too hard for minimum wage?

#What is more expensive than regret?

#Who is standing in line for cupcakes today?

#Where are the best Atlantic apples?

#Why can you not call "vendergood" wunderbar?

#Where does one find the most grotesque Akzidenz font?

#Why do you do what you do so #roundishly?

#When will right now stop happening?

#What makes green grass inexperienced?

#What does astatine look like?

#Why is it when you grab the mic others stare at you strangely?

#Where can you bum some money for this weekend?

#Who is the most uneducated person on your education board?

#Why is Dutch chocolate not colored Vandyke brown?

#What #Chaucer character are you?

#Who was the ghost at number one?

#Where do you perform hygiene theater?

#Where are the best Gothic hospitals?

#Why do you pretend to care about parenting squabbles of people you don't know?

#When will all that glorious CNN+ merchandise drop into the CNN Vault?

#Who is your favorite epidemiologist?

#Why would you separate plastics by recyclable number if you knew it would all be sent to a landfill anyway?

#What speed is your ketchup leaving its bottle?

#Why can't politics be a "zero waste" product?

#Where is the best sangria in Virginia?

#When was the last time you saw a politician engage a vocal critic?

#Who wrote a poem on the diseases of the teeth?

#What was the first major news story you were aware as a child?

#Why are we repeating this question four times? #Why are we repeating this question four times? #Why are we repeating this question four times?

#Where do you stand on the waitlist of life?

#Why do you prefer living off the Y-axis?

#When did your fingernail color last indicate social rank?

#Who would not wear a gas mask after a nuclear fallout?

#What is the carbon footprint of an electric boogaloo?

#Who for one welcomes your new musky overlord?

#Where do you find Orthodox toothpaste?

#Who talked the most in Shakespeare's plays?

#Who tells you what to think?

#When did governing by revenge become the American way?

#Where is the best dross?

#How much trouble would it be to make January 31 and March 31 the new February 29 and 30, respectively?

#What language has the largest stockpile of nouns at its ready?

#Why should you have a duck?

#Where is the best place to see #PeopleDoingStuff?

#When did the worst #FridayTuesday occur?

#What is the sum of all #ThursdayNumber?

#Why can the #ShapeOfWednesday never be two-sided?

#Why #ManageSaturday when you can AnagramTuesday? #TuesdayAnagram

#What country has the most #MondayHorse?

#What was the best #SundayGraph?

#Who has the best grievance politics?

But wait, #where's more?

#Who will be the first player from Super Bowl LXX diagnosed with CTE?

#When will your public school system permit book burning?

#What do you call it when "Days of Our Lives" airs at night?

#Who really believes driving friendly is the Texas way?

#What is your inclination?

#What is your reputation?

#How many times can you listen to "Waterfront" by Simple Minds on repeat before going crazy?

#What are the worst April taxes? #AprilTaxing

#What state has the best personal injury lawyer hammer?

#Where is the best underground batting cage?

#Why do you take information from the uneducated?

#Where is the best place to purchase toothbrushes today in Providence, Rhode Island?

#How do you define person man woman camera tv?

#How are things in Guantánamo? (Is that little crook still living there?)

#Where are the United Step-daughters of the Confederacy?

#Why every time you drive down the wrong side of the street, everybody wants to beep?

#Why are you not using the word #doozy as part of your vocabulary?

#Who would like to live long enough to see the last of the planet's oil used and how our descendants react?

#What is the best way to recall a phone?

#Where are the best forest in Romania?

#What would Sister Sara do with three mules?

#What is Saint Patrick driving today?

#Why do people insist the world is flat rather than a pentagon turned on its side and painted purple, yellow, and green within a plainly psychedelic environment?

#Who in Rome considered the Ides of March "legitimate political discourse"?

#Where can you find a square pie?

#Why can't we live together?

#How fast can a politician escape from a coffee shop?

¿Dónde vas a arreglar tu tostadora?

#How deviated is your septum?

#When did you're local school stop teeching speliƞg?

#Who are you making jealous with Facebook posts?

#What country creates your favorite counterfeit goods?

#What direction do you fold a piece of pizza?

#How long have women been voting in Wyoming?

#Who is the real McAdams?

#Who makes ligatures from Wingdings?

#Where do you find loose faith?

#Who mourns for the greater sage-grouse?

#What animal are you blaming for the ills of society?

#How many Missouri men have a shaving permit?

#What makes bluegrass sad?

#What do you call Carrot Top in Wales?

#Who is the latest to gain influence by noise, not sense?

#When does the absolute power corrupting absolutely start exactly?

#What is this year's best caliber?

#Where did you lose faith?

#What do they call earthworms on other planets?

#Why does the Algorithmic Justice League need a cinematic universe?

#Why does one’s mask-wearing bothers anti-maskers?

#When did you last sleep in a bean field?

#Where in #Vermont do you find underwater whistling?

#When did you last hear the phrase "you are watching NPR"?

#Where is the hottest glacier?

#Where did you keep faith?

#What sparked the fire causing the Main Building to burn down?

#Why is the king of love dead?

#What false narrative are you coalescing around?

#When did you last answer a question while walking down a hallway?

#When did your scissors last confront your paper?

#What is the difference between fifteen boxes and 18½ minutes?

#Why do we need a Wonka cinematic universe?

#When is idolatry idoneous?

#Who was born inside Greenwich's Manero's Steakhouse?

#When did you first notice candy wearing sexy shoes?

#What musical instrument is best played while wearing a hat?

#Where did she go, your Rosealia?

#Why was this #WhyMonth?

#Why is no one safe from loneliness?

#Why are you okay with the truth being obscured?

#Why is it nicer in Cabo right now?

#Why are you sitting too close?

#Why celebrate David Ortiz when you can celebrate David AND Tiz?

#Why is it harder than it looks?

#Why would a bowl of soup be nice?

#Why is opportunity passing you by?

#Why is science still trying to build a better tomato?

#Why do many pyrotechnicians boast about their hangfire?

#Why did the north side of your town face east?

#Why did you never call for your free Snapple?

#Why is it said Pisces rules the dance?

#Why do you listen to the overgrown super shit?

#Why do you do what you do so #quincuncially?

#Why are children dying for condiments?

#Why did #Pinterest pick #iroijlaplap pins for me?

#Why are you bridging silos?

#Why do you enjoy poached meats?

#Why do you suffer from listlessness?

#Why do you say "we won" when your favorite sports team wins?

#Why you tryna flex?

#Why don't you bring me flowers?

¿Cuándo utilizó Rafael por primera vez la palabra hipócrita?

#Why is no one touring Washington today? Chicken?

#Why is your rapid test so lethargic?

#Why do you pretend to be tough on stains?

#Why didn't someone put the letters spelling abecedarian in alphabetical order?

#Why did every local journalist get into their profession to tell stories?

#What was the best answer given in the last five years of questions?