#Who is the last qualtagh in your house this year?

#Who was your favorite Galician monarch?

#When did you start using the word '#evidence-based’ again?

#Why did red tape hold up the bridge?

#What local by-law allows a cat to run free in your neighborhood?

#Why do you enjoy the day after Christmas more than Christmas itself?

#Where do you send the most Christmas cards?

#When do you put up your family's Christmas tree?

#How large is your image of Santa Clause before Christmas?

#What is the cost of doing nothing?

#Who is the Winter Soldier of your discontent?

#How hazardous is your #winter?

#When did the voting populace became an unspecial disinterest group?

#When did you last cozen your cousin?

#Who was the first to be fed secretary?

#When can ordinary citizens start suing politicians for their lack of governing?

#Who has blood type AH?

#Who is a member of the 123rd Yogurt Soiling Squadron?

#What is the maximum amount of money you'd pay to add cheese?

From the redwood forest, #how many average-sized houses could one build?

#Who boasts about spelling it "sulphur"?

#What should never be enlarged to show texture?

#Why do you say "they lost" when your favorite sports team loses?

#When did you last ingest duck dander?

#Who do you think appears 'super busy' in your office?

#What is your favorite solution for a problem that does not exist?

#How fond are you of triangles?

#Where is the best place to dance after 2 a.m. in Des Moines?

People don't realize, you know, #Nadsat, if you think about it, #why?

#Why are you not using the word skedaddle as part of your vocabulary?

#When did you last buy a font?