#Where do you find inspiration for your #MundaneHalloween?

#What is the best #OctoberSurprise?

#Who should haunt you this year?

#Why do you waste money buying candy corn?

#Where do you grow concrete?

#What sort of meal do you get if you cross the three-spined stickleback with spineless prickly pear?

#Who believes the word "fresh" is overhyped in product roll-outs?

#Who thinks the attempted coup was what it was?

#Where does one sign up to be a sitting member of the Lasagna with Meat Sauce Standards Board?

#Why do we spend money printing the $2 bill?

#How many yellow Lego bricks do you own?

#Why do you chose paper?

#What language would you prefer if you had to deal with Foreign Accent Syndrome?

#Where would one find heirloom mushrooms?

#How now is the cow?

#Who is your country's best fry cook?

#When did you last use #pink toilet paper?

#Where do you buy stamps?

#Why do you chose rock?

#When did you last issue an antapology?

#Where do you sign up to be an education monger?

#How many people does it take to stand around and host a football postgame program?

#How many spoons can you swallow?

#Why is a proper soft launch so hard?

#When did you last shine lights on the back of someone's knees to wake them up?

#What award do you feel you should be given for little-to-no reason?

#Who is your favorite knowledge monger?

#Why don't you just burn your enemies at the stake and get it over with?

People don't realize, you know, #Dubonka, if you think about it, #why?

#Where you do enjoy interstate commerce?

#When did you first taste government?