#When was the last time you #effodicated?

#Why did #Pinterest pick #headfold pins for me?

#Why not #cwierc?

#What is your restaurant’s #gnomishness policy?

#What disease does uncured ham have?

#Why do you shave your ears?

#When is it best to query a quarry?

#Where is the dark side of the bolide?

#Who invented the piano key necktie?

#When did you last have a #midsummer daydream?

#Where will you celebrate the first day of White Bread Summer?

#When did you last play spoons?

#When did you fall in with Curate?

#Why are you not using the word bunghole as part of your vocabulary?

#How do #U want it?

#What clothes will you wear for eternity?

#Why are you laughing 13 times a day?

#Where is the biggest water?

#Where do you allow sabotage?

#Where should moose not lick your car?

#Who best paints adobe in snow?

#Why do you boast your ignorance over someone else's knowledge?

#Why do you have many meetings?

#Why did Renee walk away?

#Why is butter the devil's spunk?

#What happened last night in Sweden?

#Why was there a major dilemma in the first diamba diorama?

People don't realize, you know, #AdriaenIsenbrandt, if you think about it, #why?

#Who are you practicing asceticism with?

#Where have you gone, Alan Mendelsohn?