#Who is the last qualtagh in your house this year?

#Who was your favorite Galician monarch?

#When did you start using the word '#evidence-based’ again?

#Why did red tape hold up the bridge?

#What local by-law allows a cat to run free in your neighborhood?

#Why do you enjoy the day after Christmas more than Christmas itself?

#Where do you send the most Christmas cards?

#When do you put up your family's Christmas tree?

#How large is your image of Santa Clause before Christmas?

#What is the cost of doing nothing?

#Who is the Winter Soldier of your discontent?

#How hazardous is your #winter?

#When did the voting populace became an unspecial disinterest group?

#When did you last cozen your cousin?

#Who was the first to be fed secretary?

#When can ordinary citizens start suing politicians for their lack of governing?

#Who has blood type AH?

#Who is a member of the 123rd Yogurt Soiling Squadron?

#What is the maximum amount of money you'd pay to add cheese?

From the redwood forest, #how many average-sized houses could one build?

#Who boasts about spelling it "sulphur"?

#What should never be enlarged to show texture?

#Why do you say "they lost" when your favorite sports team loses?

#When did you last ingest duck dander?

#Who do you think appears 'super busy' in your office?

#What is your favorite solution for a problem that does not exist?

#How fond are you of triangles?

#Where is the best place to dance after 2 a.m. in Des Moines?

People don't realize, you know, #Nadsat, if you think about it, #why?

#Why are you not using the word skedaddle as part of your vocabulary?

#When did you last buy a font?

#Who is keeping it saxy?

#How exactly do you cheer down?

#How do you know if your pet celebrates Chanukah?

#Who guessed there would be an Omicron variant before a Hurricane Omicron?

#When did you last gripe about taxation with representation?

#Who are you calling a turkey?

#Where is the most serene republic?

#What cable news program has the hippest title?

#Who convinced you to always be scared?

#How many insane people are there per capita?

#Who was the first trio to perform perfect four-part harmony?

#What do they call West Country Sauce in the east?

#When did you last overdose on capsaicin?

#Where does someone find someone who looks at you the way Jesse Palmer looks at Rooms To Go furniture?

#Who were some of the historic slaves of your state?

#When were you first on the stop?

#Where is the best place for widows to skydive in Florida today?

#Where did you find the Great White Dap?

#Why do you chose scissors?

#What synchronicities are you looking for today?

#How often does the 10-items-or-less lane have more than 10 items?

#Where can you buy used confetti in Detroit?

#Who listens to PBR&B with a PB&J?

#Where would you hold your own cheap political stunt?

#What is your favorite of the four seasons?

#When did the tuna fish sandwich select a running mate (see: J. Spielman)?

#When will the IUCN label the gerrymander critically endangered?

People don't realize, you know, #Anole, if you think about it, #why?

#Where do you keep your luciferous devices?

#What is your hatsuyume?

#Where do you find inspiration for your #MundaneHalloween?

#What is the best #OctoberSurprise?

#Who should haunt you this year?

#Why do you waste money buying candy corn?

#Where do you grow concrete?

#What sort of meal do you get if you cross the three-spined stickleback with spineless prickly pear?

#Who believes the word "fresh" is overhyped in product roll-outs?

#Who thinks the attempted coup was what it was?

#Where does one sign up to be a sitting member of the Lasagna with Meat Sauce Standards Board?

#Why do we spend money printing the $2 bill?

#How many yellow Lego bricks do you own?

#Why do you chose paper?

#What language would you prefer if you had to deal with Foreign Accent Syndrome?

#Where would one find heirloom mushrooms?

#How now is the cow?

#Who is your country's best fry cook?

#When did you last use #pink toilet paper?

#Where do you buy stamps?

#Why do you chose rock?

#When did you last issue an antapology?

#Where do you sign up to be an education monger?

#How many people does it take to stand around and host a football postgame program?

#How many spoons can you swallow?

#Why is a proper soft launch so hard?

#When did you last shine lights on the back of someone's knees to wake them up?

#What award do you feel you should be given for little-to-no reason?

#Who is your favorite knowledge monger?

#Why don't you just burn your enemies at the stake and get it over with?

People don't realize, you know, #Dubonka, if you think about it, #why?

#Where you do enjoy interstate commerce?

#When did you first taste government?

#Why are you not considering a mullet?

#Why are you considering a mullet?

#Why do you refuse to take the elevator?

#Why would you un-invent something?

#Why do you do what you do so #purgatively?

#What if you paid a fine for every #?

#Who is the laziest Susan?

#Where was your favorite detour in life?

#Why do you scrub venturi?

#What direction does your equinox veer?

#Where are you putting raisins where they don't belong?

#When will the fourth plinth display a sculpture of a fifth plinth?

#Why are you not satisfied?

#Where is the best place to get really stupid, really fast?

#When did yello become the color of avarice?

#What are you giving a toss about?

#What American actor-singer and celebrity sibling is best remembered as a Saturday night non-sequitur punchline?

#Where does one sign up for the hobo circus?

#When should the US hit 1 Million COVID deaths?

#Where were you going 20 years ago today?

#Who was fed secretary?

#When is #ketchup a #vegetable?

#Who rolls the best cigars in Zion, Illinois?

#How do you sculpt moonlight?

#How are you celebrating #Pagume?

#How do you paint sunlight?

#Where are you on the privacy paradox?

People don't realize, you know, #AvoidAdversarialQuestions, if you think about it, #why?

#When did brownies stop doing a heckuva job?

#What new law are you suddenly realizing exists?

#When did you start drinking the water in Flint, Michigan?

#Why don't some elderly women behind counters in small towns know the lyrics?

#What country has the second-most serial killers?

#Where are the anti-hurricane evacuation protests being held tonight?

#Where do you go to buy a name-brand #eelspear at a fraction of retail cost?

#When did you begin your paroxysmal stage?

#When is the hen?

#Who impeached Mayor McCheese?

#What is the supernatural transformation of a wolf into a human?

#How difficult was it for John Athalarichos to get a leg up in his social circle?

#When did you last misunderestimate someone?

#Where is the best place to buy peanuts after 11 p.m. in Alabama?

#What is the life expectancy of the great bird of the galaxy?

#Why don't more people protest the no-short-no-shoes guidance?

#Where do you find #dikinetids?

#When will Styx open for the Rolling Stones?

#Who is your favorite knowledge monger?

#What is your favorite fictional thing to chase?

#Where is the evidence?

If you build it, #who will come?

#Why do your bad dreams tend to occur in a cold room?

#What tickled Mr Tickle?

#Who is writing 2020 on their checks after watching the 2020 Olympics?

#When should the alphabet introduce the Triple-U?

#Where do you obtain your ylem?

#When do you cut carpet?

#Where is the world's shortest tunnel?

#When did you last admit to being wrong?

People don't realize, you know, #ShitDown, if you think about it, #why?

#Where do you most likely cross contaminate?

#What does Bangladesh sound like today?

#Who still wants their MTV?

#Who should be the sixth #MonsterCereal?

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#Who won't wake up with wood?

#How, Mark? Howe?

#Why are you not using the word malarkey as part of your vocabulary?

#Who is your favorite anti-vaxxer martyr?

#What is your first memory of butter?

#Who was first unfortunate applicant of Algol?

#When did you want to lose your life for money?

#Where is the most outrageous place to promote open-carry?

#How do you prefer to be misinformed through social media?

#Quen diseois-nar?

#What song was sung the first time they did the Time Warp?

#Where are the Space Preserves?

#Whose mountain of fried chicken will you die on?

#Who do you want to do a coup with?

#When did you last underestimate the power of mind control?

#When did you OD on laughter?

#How many toothbrushes must one man own before he can hear people cry?

#What time of day do humans glow the most?

#When did you first understand mutual vulnerability?

#When did you last recite the Lord's Prayer backward?

#What else is formerly known as Burma?

#Where are the best rocks to turn over and find something to be offended by?

#How did you forget the Alamo?

#When is #PlowMonth?

#What are you celebrating independence from?

People don't realize, you know, #StanfordBinet, if you think about it, #why?

#Where is the hare?

#When did you first rotate your crops?

#When was the last time you #effodicated?

#Why did #Pinterest pick #headfold pins for me?

#Why not #cwierc?

#What is your restaurant’s #gnomishness policy?

#What disease does uncured ham have?

#Why do you shave your ears?

#When is it best to query a quarry?

#Where is the dark side of the bolide?

#Who invented the piano key necktie?

#When did you last have a #midsummer daydream?

#Where will you celebrate the first day of White Bread Summer?

#When did you last play spoons?

#When did you fall in with Curate?

#Why are you not using the word bunghole as part of your vocabulary?

#How do #U want it?

#What clothes will you wear for eternity?

#Why are you laughing 13 times a day?

#Where is the biggest water?

#Where do you allow sabotage?

#Where should moose not lick your car?

#Who best paints adobe in snow?

#Why do you boast your ignorance over someone else's knowledge?

#Why do you have many meetings?

#Why did Renee walk away?

#Why is butter the devil's spunk?

#What happened last night in Sweden?

#Why was there a major dilemma in the first diamba diorama?

People don't realize, you know, #AdriaenIsenbrandt, if you think about it, #why?

#Who are you practicing asceticism with?

#Where have you gone, Alan Mendelsohn?

#Who is your favorite female painter?

#What university has the best Fairweather fans?

#Why does Bristol hum?

#Why did you get involved with disorganized crime?

#Who gets into government to not govern?

#Why is the second-to-last song on an album always the worst song?

#What can it mean to a daydream beliver?

#What is the new-found interest in Connecticut?

#Why do you axe questions?

#Why do you believe an animated gif on an unloaded page still moves?

#Why are you tweeting at me?

#How many blind people have actually said "I see" to a deaf sibling?

#Why do you hoard a horde?

#How tall are Teletubbies?

#When did Agnes ferry chilled beef?

#Who hath not seen a choriambus upon ambages?

#What is your most thersitical theory?

#How many shippers send an SOS?

#When did you last spit on your gravy?

#Who's voice do you miss most?

#Who cares whatever happened to Jack and Dianne?

#Where is your favorite Florida mirage?

#Why is your hot take so hot?

#Where is the coldest dessert?

#What is your worst work-at-home habit?

#When did you last fight for your right to party?

#How do you celebrate the Fifth of May?

#Who told you #MayIsStainMonth ?

People don't realize, you know, #ManyManyYears, if you think about it, #why?

#Where do you place your hands when you sneeze?

#Who will wish Rochelle a #HappyBirthday this year?

#Why is it the dream of cats is all about mice?

#Why can't the evening new begin with the news, instead of wasting time telling viewers there is news on the very newscast they are watching?

#How do you get on some random troll's "kiss my ass" list?

#What is your favorite violation of the Hatch Act?

#Who shall twitch and squirm?

#When did you last ask for all the colors to run across the bottom of your screen?

#Why, Arizona?

#Who likes their oatmeal lumpty?

#Who burnt the Arby's oven mitt?

#Where is the recipe for the confection of hyacinth?

#Where's Waldo?

#When was your favorite constitutional crisis?

#How many of the different elements of medical can you name?

#Why is the expansion of execution methods necessary?

#What is the best citation on the Online Slang Dictionary?

#Who is channel 13 in Des Moines?

#Who owned the loosest goose?

#When was the soft launch of the soft machine?

#What is something your Jesus can do?

#Who do you know with a Wikipedia page?

#When did you last give anyone just one thank?

#Who is Special Agent #5?

#Where will we be in the 21st Century?

#Who should voice the tan M&M?

#Where do you get soup?

#Why should you brag about your meritless endeavours?

#What programs would you watch on the streaming DuMont+ network?

People don't realize, you know, #OsageOrange, if you think about it, #why?

#When did you last discuss poop with a friend?

#How do you get someone to give you their money?

#Why would you like to participate in a dual?

#Why do companies lay off employees and then start hiring?

#How do you stridulate?

#When do you add hominy ad hominem?

#When did you last burn a brassiere?

#Who enjoys snuffing out democracy the most?

#Why can't Outlook try to retrieve data faster from the Microsoft Exchange server?

#How happy is Bhutan?

#When did you last consume mushroom ketchup?

#What can I do better today than yesterday?

#How many telephone calls did you answer about the last ounce of courage?

#Why do you believe in indigo disenfranchisement?

#When did you last sit and stare at art?

#When do you want to be manipulated?

#Where do you ignore ethics?

#Why do you say “single pane of glass” for no readily apparent reason?

#Who wrote the article about ammo?

#Why are you alone for the armistice?

#Where is the driest rainforest?

#How loud should one play "Ramble Tamble"?

#When will "Weird Al" drop the quotation marks?

#Why are you ambidextrous?

#When did the anti-intellectualism go boom-boom in town place lived string, yes?

#Who thinks U2 should cover "Rocket 2U"?

#How about a zero tolerance policy for writers of televised typos?

#What made Milwaukee famous?

#Who radiates more openness and clarity?

#What if you paid a fine for every sneeze?

#How many Middle Eastern countries don't have deserts?

#Why do you claim to be an almighty adult?

#When are you talking in your sleep?

#Who knows the secrets that you keep?

#Why do you easily misjudge?

#Why are you not using the word bunghole as part of your vocabulary?

#Where did you last sing a song to a coffee pot?

#What will not biodegrade in your children's lifetime?

#Where do the spirits of former used car salesmen gather?

#Where do you get a posteriori pastrami on rye?

#How do you allow Apollo into your life?

#What flavor gelatin dessert do you prefer on Thursdays?

#What is your favorite attraction in Cancun?

O Rafael, Rafael, #wherefore art thou Rafael?

#Why do you do what you do so #occlusally?

#How did Mother Nature mess with Texas?

#Why do you censor "sh*thole countries"?

#When were you last moist with someone?

#What rank did you confer upon yourself?

#What animal gets kisses and hugs this #ChineseNewYear?

#What is the smoothest non-smooth dynamical system you're aware of?

#Who finds the smell of glue strange?

#Where did our love go?

#Who puts milk on popcorn and eats it like cereal?

#How many large boulders are the size of a large boulder?

#Where is Big Egypt?

#When did you first point at the ocean?

#How often do you exceed your propaganda limitation?

#Who hasn't had material reportedly destroyed in the 2008 Universal fire?

People don't realize, you know, #TartarSauce, if you think about it, #why?

#When did you last consume ground hog?

#Where does one purchase canned cheese?

#How do you foul someone with your sternum?

#Who is the lowest-paid YouTube star?

#What if the things you blew out of your nose were sentient beings?

#What are you going to do with your free Adobe stock images?

#Where are you tax except?

#What was your favorite compact disc longbox?

#Where is the coolest parch mark in the British Isles?

#Who do you know who is un-unctuous?

#Why should you experience getting a haircut at a stock exchange?

#Who said we're all stars now in the Shit Show?

#When will each state US have a border wall?

#Where do you recycle old cloth masks?

#How often do you walk through your best friend's bedroom?

#Who developed a favorite mnemonic device for the order of the Roman emperors?

#Who is disappointed in the cooking of the duck meat?

#When did you last check the DNA of your pork roast?

#Who has the high ground?

#What do inquiring minds not want to know?

#Who thinks there should be an "amusement" park where one race can experience life as another?

#Who else senses the spectre of David Rice Atchison?

#What paranoia is being put into policy?

#When did you first scream at a cloud?

#How can Jesse Palmer make a deal with Rooms To Go to allow ESPN better furniture?

#What is isotope?

#Who knows where the time goes?

#When do we reach #deplorable level?

#When is a smoking gun not enough?

#Where were you when your vote was counted?

People don't realize, you know, #MercuricChloride, if you think about it, #why?

#Where does your deity draw Its geographical boundary for protection?

#Who feels sorry for celebrities who die after the year-end memoriam packages are created?