#How inoffensive is your #Halloween costume?

#Why are we hating on Mars bars?

#Where did the days of a "fair witch hunt" go?

#How modest was Mussorgsky?

#How many miles of shoreline does your country have?

#Who thinks the new Blogger interface is terrible?

#When did you last confuse 'continential' for 'continental'?

#When did you last put #icecream in the #oven?

#How many moles make up #TopoGigio?

#Why was ██████████'s name redacted?

#Why do you hold your tongue on #AppleDay?

#How difficult does your state make it to #vote?

#Where do you go to find a hat the size of Oklahoma?

#What bullshit do you believe this week?

#When did you last put #killickinick in your pipe?

#When was your website last above construction?

#How Christian do you pretend to be?

#Who finds idli idyllic?

#Who is a huge snake fan?

#Why do healings only seem to work on television revivals?

#Who performed the biopsy of the protein in your urine?

#When did you last fain feign finagling?

#Where do you plan to go first after quarantine?

#Why are less men happier after divorce than women?

#Who scolds the horse's mother for using hemp?

#How are you trying to add to your income?

#How much Sprite did Grant Hill truly drink?

#Who thinks the little ol' convoy is a beautiful sight?

#What is the caducity of the caduceus snakes?

#Who is your favorite scrum master?

#How are you celebrating #Bendgate?