#Why is Brenda, Brenda, Brenda, Brenda always in the way?

#How long, O Lord, how long?

#Who are you remembering on the original #MemorialDay?

#What big action are you falsely promising your fans?

#What do you do when you cannot breathe?

#Why is it not #peculiar people aren't wearing COVID masks in the shower?

#Where are you decorating today?

#What hath God wrought?

#Who used to brag one of their foreign languages was Turbo #Pascal? #Pascal50

#When did you last eat lunch nude?

#What medications do you brag about ingesting?

#Why are you celebrating two years of #Yanny or #Laurel?

#Where do you go to get insulted?

#Who is your favorite Hispanic at the disco?

#Where do you purchase over-expensive shirts with steamed-on logos?

#Who is your secondary care physician?

#What variety of Purina did #BrianEno's cat eventually eat?

#What sort of meal do you get if you cross the three-spined stickleback with spineless prickly pear?

#When does it finally become acceptable to allow COVID-19 to "decrease the surplus population"?

#Why did those eyes in ancient times do what they did?

#Who can eclipse Sun Zhiwei?

#How do you write "Sixty Russian Diplomats" in Cyrillic script?

#Why does Mrs. #Butterworth only speak to kids?

#How often do you carry empty boxes to impress people?

#When did you last teach crabs to read?

#What are companies "taking a look" at?

#How many hats does Marcus Samuelsson own?

#Who has the word "mispelt" tattooed on her forearm?

People don't realize, you know, #JerseyBakley, if you think about it, #why?

#Where do you pierce your pet cat's ears?

#How many Jakes actually work at #StateFarm?