#Where does one meet Louis in St. Louis?

#When is it best to get along with others like circus people?

#What is your restaurant’s #daintrel policy?

#How many questions a day is an eight-year-old asking?

#Who remembers #SlowFox?

#Why are you not haunting the Chateau Marmont?

#When was the last time you borrowed an #asshat?

#Where is the two-domed cathedral in Milan?

#What is a #shoe?

#How much money does your local denial nurse earn?

#Who is dialing the Czech Republic today?

#Why aren't you using #dagnabbit more often in conversations?

#Who wrote a polemic about the polecat?

#Where are the safety-pins from THAT Versace dress?

#When did you last place ice on the back of your neck?

#How quickly can one fire deplete a #forest?

#Where were you on the next to last day of #disco?

#When is the #Mathnet reunion?

#Who thinks copromaniacs are nincompoops?

#How dilettante do you describe yourself as?

#Who is your favorite Flemish glass blower?

#What would the Germans have you believe?

#Who fingered Nadey Hakim?

#How many days did you wait to file an annulment?

#When did a den becomes a British crown colony?

#How the hell does someone do wind?

#Where do you go to buy a name-brand #alafosfalin at a fraction of retail cost?

#Why do you do what you do so #manshiply?

#Why shouldn't I play a country squire?

#What are we blaming a form of psychosis on this week?