#What happens if we go down the #AiryMountain and up the #RushyGlen?

#What is up, Eulalia Ball, of Coulter Shoals, #Wyoming?

#Who was propined a #porcupine?

#What do the misbegotten do with the #moon, anyway

#Why are Americans afraid of #dragons?

#What did people #eat in the 1800s - you know, as food?

#Why are people #grudgeful?

#How is the broken #toaster considered #surplus?

#Why after panning for #gold does one place it in a pot?

#How often is penne di valore pennyworth?

#Where do you go to buy name-brand #SailfinSandfish at a fraction of retail cost?

Now that the #government has #ShutDown, #When will it #ShutUp?

#Why just bake a cake if you knew someone was coming?

#When was the last time someone sneezed on #StarTrek?

#Who was #anasarkas in #Arkansas?

#How was #ChakaKhan when the walls fell?

#Who, #moose?

#What good luck did Queen #Jane have?

#How many #anonymuncles are married to #anonymous aunts?

#What #ShitHoleCountries are attending the Winter Olympics?

#How much of the #baleen is #ballast?

#Who worries about saying the word 'weary' in the #Waray language?

#When does one tack up an #UpTack for #addition?

#Why does #Kansas purport to own 82,278 square miles of #Hell?

#What does the #plaque on your #teeth really taste like?

#How many #cliques and #claques exist on #Klickitat Street?

#Why appear you with this ridiculous boldness before my lady? #TwelfthNight

#How many people with yellow teeth wear a brown tie?

#Button, button, #who has the #BiggestButton?

#Who is watching the #StormCenter when all the #StormTeam is out taping promotions?

#Where do you go to buy a name-brand #RadialArmSaw at a fraction of retail cost?