#Who colour-coordinates coat hangers with coats?

#Who was the first to #upcycle a #unicycle?

#How the F does one use an ire extinguisher?

#Who wants to be a Sussexian duchess?

#Where do you go to buy name-brand #pardons at a fraction of retail cost?

#How will you celebrate the #Sexagenary of #Sedevacantism?

#What is wrong with a little #feast on our time?

#What is it exactly we are gathering together?

#What time do you wrap the stuffing on #ThanksgivingEve?

#Why not #underimmunosuppression?

#How commercial is the #commercial #MinusSign?

#What if #Immanuel can?

#Where did the #Hotstepper go?

#How much vaunting did Ron Robertson-Swann do of Vault?

#Who was the one-thousandth person you shook hands with?

#Who gassed the truck?

#Who wants to be an American moron?

#What is that #hipster song without #whistling?

#Where is the #ultimate #UltimaThule?

#How are you remembering #ArmisticeDay?

#What happens when one is locked in the trunk of a car?

#What happened when Speedy Alka Seltzer got caught in the rain?

#What man did the bees hold?

#Why is Luigi not in 'Super Mario Odyssey'?

#Where does one buy #snappy #clothes?

#How does celebrate #GuyFawkesNight in Fucking, Austria?

#What did Heniz do with its 58th recipe?

#What should I absolutely not do again when visiting your country?

#Why have there been no great women artists?

#Who will return now that November is here?