#Why does the sign read 'free grammar school' when it is not?

#Why are some internet connections not confident in their opinions?

#What was the name of the Amityville whore?

#When was it square to be hip?

#Who said the Ids were alright?

#Why should one never smoke corn dog grass?

#How will you commemroate the centenary of the #RussianRevolution?

#What would a herring hide under a fur coat?

#How does one make a kicked-up corn dog?

#When do bears wear hats?

#Why has no one ever hacked a loogie in Russia?

#What worlds did Jimmy not eat?

#How does Nature get by as a working single mother?

#Who do you contact when your customer survey code is the same as your credit card number?

#Who owns the #creditcard needed to ride this train?

#How else does one hold a hand-held device?

#How should one react if another let the chips ascend?

#When are the nights of the Garter?

#What doesn't warm cockles?

#How was I once aloof of bread?

#What if this is neither the real life nor fantasy?

#How old is the birthday cake?

#Why would you name a dog "apres la guerre"?

#How the F do you extinguish ire?

#Where do streams of consciousness become rivers of consciousness?

#Who calls the circus after the third ring?

#Where were people walking to when they became occupied with their already-tied shoes?

#How was the first piece of thorne signed?