#Where would you rather be on New Year's Eve?

#Why are you already breaking resolutions?

#When did you last take a right good-will draught?

#Why would you sell your home if you discovered it was built by a racist?

#Where are you buying unsold Christmas cakes?

#Why do you believe foreign entities are to blame for domestic troubles?

#What would you really do with four calling birds?

#Why do you believe that anyone ever on television is a "star"?

#What is the tell-tale sign of an old Circuit City building?

#Why is your Christingle a lemon?

#What does the Freeform network air on the 6 leftover days in December after Christmas?

#Why was your fruitcake stollen?

#What are you adding vent to?

#Why are some Christmas celebrations so frumenty?

#Who was the fourteenth Yule Lad?

#Why do you perceive an inherent value in purchasing combination meals?

#When will 5th graders get homework about film directors?

#Why are 5th graders being given homework about a podcaster?

#What manner o' thing is your alligator?

#Why do you take health advice from commercials featuring cartoon animals?

#How do you feel about summer starting today?

#Why does everyone need full body deodorant now? #Why not just half body deodorant?

#Who had your phone number before you?

#Why did you shave wearing a backwards baseball cap?

#Where is tipping actively discouraged?

#Why do you watch mindless content disguised as news?

#When did you last congratulate a woman on her doctoral degree?

#Why are there milk carton pictures on the 404 page?

#What are you boning up on?

#Why are the suits the happiest?

#Why do you do what you do so lowkenuinely?

#How far could you throw a blender?

#Why do you do what you do so kyriocentrically?

#Where can you lay down your memory?

#Why do you do what you do so juxtacellularly?

#Who benefits from cutting pollution standards?

#Why do you do what you do so indemonstrably?

#When did you last plicate asbestos?

#Why do you do what you do so hypaxially?

#What scent of lotion are you placing in the basket?

#Why do you do what you do so globosely?

#When did you last shave wearing a backwards baseball cap?

#What three things can you never eat for breakfast?

#Why do you do what you do so faustianly?

#Who do you know suffering from pathological blandiosity?

#Why do you do what you do so effulgently?

#Where do you go for a travel?

#Why do you do what you do so duoethnographically?

#What type of tree are you cutting down?

#Why do you do what you do so coinstantaneously?

#How much pudding did you get from a salad bar?

#Why do you do what you do so benignantly?

#Who has the best dark money?

#Why do you do what you do so alkalimetrically?

#Where is inaudible ethanol heard?

#Why do you do what you do so zetetically?

#When did compliance become more important than proficiency?

#Why do you do what you do so yawningly?

#What is the longest amount of time any one person has been It during tag?

#Why do you do what you do so xeromammographically?

#How long will it take for your life to get better once the new sports stadium is built?

#Why do you do what you do so woegeously?