#What is up, Gilbert Breckenridge, of Tewksbury, Massachusetts?

#What #quality #content are you enjoying?

#Who knew Jenny McCarthy was against vaticination?

#What does one do if one knows he or she cannot get the knack?

#Where is that silver-tongued daddy of mine?

#What's your function? #BobDorough

#How #high is #up? The top of the #roof.

#Why exactly do you think I am going to love #Flickr under #SmugMug ownership?

#Why are #CoffeeCup stains found atop #urinals in some business offices?

#What was #SantaAnna dreaming of?

#Where in nature do you find your #joint system?

#Where do you go to buy name-brand #umpan at a fraction of retail cost?

#When did Jean-Louis Sebagh attend #CarnegieMellon University?

#Who do you call "the #bombdotcom"?

#Where is the B-roll of the P-tape?

#What idiot coined the phrase "#NowMoreThanEver"?

#What is "by the #lake"?

#Who owes #Asclepius a #cock?

#When was the #night #moist?

#When will #left-handed #emojis be popular?

#Where do you #shed the most #skin?

If? #When? #Why? #What? #How much have you got?

#Where is the best Cletus Safari county?

#How spotty is the emperor's wardrobe these days?

#What is the price of #tea - and #soybeans - in #China?

#How often do people #jazz things down?

#Where were you when #MLK was shot?

#What the #hecketh?

#Why did #Pinterest pick #BoJackson pins for me?

#Who thought the #EmptyTomb was an #AprilFools gag?