#Why does the sign read 'free grammar school' when it is not?

#Why are some internet connections not confident in their opinions?

#What was the name of the Amityville whore?

#When was it square to be hip?

#Who said the Ids were alright?

#Why should one never smoke corn dog grass?

#How will you commemroate the centenary of the #RussianRevolution?

#What would a herring hide under a fur coat?

#How does one make a kicked-up corn dog?

#When do bears wear hats?

#Why has no one ever hacked a loogie in Russia?

#What worlds did Jimmy not eat?

#How does Nature get by as a working single mother?

#Who do you contact when your customer survey code is the same as your credit card number?

#Who owns the #creditcard needed to ride this train?